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There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂

submitted 3 days ago • 4226 comments

2025 Vibe: I’m too sober for this shit

submitted 6 days ago • 10 comments

I'm just here doing my part to keep the coffee industry financially strong.

submitted 32 days ago • 7 comments

If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general. If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

submitted 7 days ago • 2289 comments

I don't know who needs to hear this, but we didn't have multiple plane crashes per week under President Biden and Secretary Buttigieg.

submitted 6 days ago • 285 comments

Kendrick Lamar managed to piss off all the right people. Well done.

submitted 13 days ago • 787 comments

You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.

submitted 13 days ago • 3911 comments

Hi Bluesky! Glad to be here.

submitted 13 days ago • 18407 comments

“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.” — Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

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submitted 14 days ago • 419 comments

Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

submitted 14 days ago • 935 comments

Dot fuck em up

submitted 15 days ago • 8 comments

We could’ve had Tim 😭

submitted 20 days ago • 953 comments

WHERE THE FUCK IS DEMOCRATIC LEADERSHIP???

submitted 20 days ago • 3885 comments

I don't know who needs to hear this, but Canada is NEVER going to be America's 51st state. Anyone who thinks it will happen is a fucking moron.

submitted 21 days ago • 892 comments

The universe speaks in mysterious ways.

submitted 22 days ago • 1507 comments

Just heard from my cousin who works at the Nova Scotia Liquor Corporation and along with all other Canadian liquor stores, they will be pulling all US Liquor products from stores across the country 😳😂🇨🇦🍁

submitted 22 days ago • 543 comments

I’m so proud of my prime minister tonight.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Canadians need to wake up this morning and realize that solidarity is what gets us through this I don’t care how you feel about Trudeau or vaccines or any other issue you’ve been manipulated into being overly enraged about It’s time to bring back what made us special Bring back I AM CANADIAN

submitted 22 days ago • 31 comments

A second plane has gone down in 3 days. Seems like things were safer when DEI was still in place.

submitted 23 days ago • 759 comments

If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it. Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice. But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word. They aren’t firing for a reason.

submitted 24 days ago • 2924 comments

This press conference on the DC crash is an embarrassment. Just a lot of rambling.

submitted 24 days ago • 6007 comments

Read. Read books. Reading books is resistance. Buy. Buy books. Buying books is resistance. Share. Share books. Sharing books is resistance. Celebrate Celebrate books. Celebrating books is resistance.

submitted 29 days ago • 569 comments

This is without a doubt the biggest loser/cry baby in the history of politics. His legacy will one of evil and whining all wrapped up into a strange ugly orange package.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

If she can do it, we can all do it.

submitted 33 days ago • 1756 comments

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submitted 33 days ago • 60 comments

I just rolled a joint. Yeah be jealous.... It was my ankle but whatever

submitted 33 days ago • 14 comments

What doesn't kill you, make you darkly sarcastic.

submitted 463 days ago • 33 comments

Don't let Donald Trump extending the TikTok ban distract you from the fact that his Administration is about to conduct mass deportations across America in a matter of days.

submitted 36 days ago • 474 comments

I always knew that civilization would be brought down by the ultra rich but I never thought the rich would be a bunch of feckless nerds.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

It’s giving

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submitted 37 days ago • 648 comments

In a world of Kid Rocks and Carrie Underwoods, be a Woody Guthrie.

submitted 37 days ago • 362 comments

This is brilliant!! 😂✊🏼

submitted 37 days ago • 403 comments

"You better fix my entire life" ~Me to my coffee

submitted 50 days ago • 62 comments

I don't think it was pain that made him so great, I think painting brought him whatever happiness he had. * RIP David Lynch

submitted 38 days ago • 101 comments

46 years old and the cereal isle is still my favourite one in the grocery store. Hello, Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

My wife just asked me to go to Costco on a Saturday… Anyone know a good divorce lawyer?

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submitted 44 days ago • 74 comments

When I was 6, I died for 43 seconds before being resuscitated by paramedics. An angel appeared, and told me I was destined for greatness. Today I ate a rotisserie chicken with my hands in the grocery store parking lot