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Hobbiest game-critic. 31 yo Writer, Streamer, Socialist, Furry, NoAI. He/him. Ace/Aro. 18+ (I block minors).
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Thanks to @marsel-defender.bsky.social for this beautiful piece depicting Volpes as he leans forward to listen to you, his new neighbor. www.furaffinity.net/view/61232656/ the-enigma-files.com/the-newest-p...

We only have a few more puzzle pieces left before we can tackle the last challenge in the game. Unfortunately, the secret to finding them lies in the Gacha Machine. So we’ll spin to win. pressstarttodiscuss.com/astro-bot-pa... YouTube Link: youtu.be/51XaGmHKKvU

Ok, this fucking rocks. Everyone should be able to use the bathroom when they're out and about.

We only have a few more puzzle pieces left before we can tackle the last challenge in the game. Unfortunately, the secret to finding them lies in the Gacha Machine. So we’ll spin to win. pressstarttodiscuss.com/astro-bot-pa... YouTube Link: youtu.be/51XaGmHKKvU

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And with this, preparations will soon be complete to start the patch content for Astro Bot! pressstarttodiscuss.com/astro-bot-pa... YouTube Link: youtu.be/d522UkwJ1Dk

With Astro Bot complete, it's time to return to Assassin's Creed with Black Flag. Ahoy, matey. A pirate's life for us! www.twitch.tv/newdarkcloud

WHO USED THE ORGANIZATION'S MONEY TO BUY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS!? 💢🐺💢 #dislyte #dislyteart #furry

Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there who lost their kids in the mall and pressed X to find them.

I genuinely never though I would ever manage to reach the Kaito emblem using my Nashi deck, but I did. And since I managed to get it on the same turn I wiped everyone's board but my own with a board wipe, it was more than enough to win me the game. First big win with Nashi! Wooooooo!

Faramor?

Sketchmission time, for @nekotaclysm.bsky.social! What's this? Axo's found a shield potion, but for some reason, it's kinda weird and wonky, and tastes oddly fizzy. I hear they buffed it?

Guardian! #eldenring #Nightreign #eldenringnightreign

I usually kinda ignore "item description lore" in soulslikes, but there's an incredibly cool moment in Lies of P where you're wandering through a train station that's clearly had something terrible happen to it, and then you kill this big mutated boss monster and it drops this amulet

fascinated with how you can get libs to admit obama did terrible things but getting them to "obama is a bad person" or "his actions paved way for republican ones" is near impossible the first is just standard reflexive "my guy is good", w/e, but "my guy's actions are isolated in time": hilarious

"I always saw the world as a magical place. [...] I listened to the stories I was told. My eyes grew wide when I heard about the oceans, and the heroes that sailed them. [...] And my mind took me on journey after journey out to the stars, dreaming of one day sailing amongst them."

when you see your level 2 teammates trying to throw hands with bell bearing hunter in the castle basement #eldenring #nightreign

The archer who never misses his target "Taketora"!

Hey. I'm gonna be blunt. If you're queer, anywhere even vaguely close to the Boston area, and you have space to house me, my partner, and our cat, please reach out. We urgently need a place to stay ASAP.

Thanks to @marsel-defender.bsky.social for this beautiful piece depicting Volpes as he leans forward to listen to you, his new neighbor. www.furaffinity.net/view/61232656/ the-enigma-files.com/the-newest-p...

thing i'm always on about one of the reasons why you can't "do things the way they did in the 60s" as lefties are scolded so often to do is that media made a move towards not reporting on protests instead of front page smearing so as to smother oxygen. and this applies to regular lib protests too

NO KINGS Be safe, be smart, and give ‘em hell.

Hajime

This last week is a real demonstration of how capacious, yet flattened the word "violent" is in our political discourse. Political assassinations are obviously, clearly violent. But the same word has been used all week to describe protestors damaging objects--not people, objects.

Thanks to @alfakimera.bsky.social for this incredible piece depicting Enigma celebrating ace/queer pride in a Night of the Woods-themed art style. www.furaffinity.net/view/61147894/ the-enigma-files.com/happy-pride-...

NITW style Pride YCH commissioned by @the-enigma-files.com 🌈 [ #PrideMonth #pridemonth2025 #furry #furryart #furryartist #furryfandom ]

if you think every voice actor is a millionaire, you are not immune to propaganda and would not survive the winter, sorry.

i quit polygon; today's my last day. back to being an intergalactic bounty hunter (full-time freelance writer)! you'll soon see my bylines elsewhere & ofc you can still hear my video game opinions on Triple Click weekly. if you've got room in your budget for me: maddymyerswrites at gmail dot com <3

So this, plus the French government making an open source clone of Notion ("Docs")… It would be really funny if Europe's desire to have digital sovereignty leads to accidentally creating an AI-free alternative tech stack along the way.

My high school class was invited to watch a taping of Good Morning America. Shakira was performing during the taping so I was in the same room. (We also met the anchors of the show.)

Man, I loved this show growing up. It's just another example of how mergers tend to kill fun and interesting things before they have a chance to come out.

I grow frustrated by FF XIV content creators. "Make it more grindy. NO, NOT LIKE THAT." C'mon, guys. You literally asked for this and you're *still* complaining. www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7Ln...