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Being dumb here, too. (Also Ken_Cleanairsystems in some places)
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Hello. I wish to be entertained.

GOD: OK man, it's time to come home. POPE FRANCIS: Can I wait until I get a chance to tell JD Vance to piss up a rope? GOD: Oh, I'm totally cool with that.

Who doesn’t enjoy a little Erasure with their dog?

TONIGHT WE HAVE BEEN WATCHING A CLOWN-DISCO.

Fun!

What is the opposite of "productivity" and why do I have so much of it?

seems impossible to make a potato threatening but here we are

God, this place is dreary. I really need to do something about my follow list.

@mrnishkumar.bsky.social I'm a little late with this, but we saw your (early) show in Chicago and it was fantastic. So freakin' good!

Liberté, Egalité, Fuckaroundité and Findoutité.

Why isn't @MrNishKumar on here?

Really excelling at Not Getting Shit Done today.

I get my kicks ABOVE the waistline, sunshine.

Happy St Patrick’s Day!!! youtu.be/8bls6vIOaJM?...

🎵 Guess who's unproductive today... ! 🎵

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xRv...

@cities.bsky.social Hello.

Aww, man.

Must... stop watching... fish doorbell.

I just managed to spill coffee on my own face, so the morning's going pretty well.

For those who haven’t seen this MASTERPIECE in person yet, it is meant to be viewed from 3 angles: From below: map of CTA network From side: picture of bus From front: picture of train

LONG LIVE JOANN

The relationship between the US and Russian president has morphed from the Two Tribes video to the Relax video.

I guess my brain decided it was more important for me to read about monotremes than do any sort of work.

but what’s the second rule of goat club?

Woof.

Here is the pre-RFK vaccination schedule for your kids. Please download it before he is confirmed and changes/deletes it. Give it to your pediatrician and say this is the schedule you want your kids on. Making this my pinned post.

I hate this and so I must share

Very confused about what day it is.

cos he's the richest guy in the world probably

Having an anti-productivity sort of day.

I think I would enjoy (unironically!) going to Rocks.

There’s a Turkish phrase about the upside of hitting rock bottom being that things can’t get any worse. It goes göte giren şemsiye açılmaz and it means “an umbrella up one’s ass cannot be opened”