Look, studios waste so much money. Paramount spent $125 million on MONSTER TRUCKS, about trucks that are monsters, because the company president's PRESCHOOLER son pitched it. This is PG Wodehouse territory, so a PG Wodehouse heist is called for.

We also have CRUISE OF THE JASPER B, designed to keep its cast oiled and undressed and there was no way the screenwriters were ever at any point sober.

@ingridblythe.bsky.social put it on for me. It’s everything I was promised and more.