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I might make my next calling to stand outside of the White House and play the "and another one's down" part of "Another One Bites the Dust" anytime therea a plane crash. It's not glorious work, buts it's looking like it will be consistent.

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The annoying thing is that he probably thinks that he can. There was a fluff piece about him in 2015/2016 about how he challenged himself to survive on eating only $1 of food a day. It started with him yelling the story of how he did it to Neil deGrasse Tyson.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

@meganjherbert.bsky.social in SMH

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

*appears at government FOIA office wearing a fake mustache and trench coat* “Hello, my … “ *disguises voice conspicuously* “ … my name is Joshua Doge with the Office of the File Cabinet Inspector. I’m here to … “ *adjusts mustache as it half falls off* “ … to inspect your file cabinets.”

submitted 5 days ago • 27 comments

I repeat…

submitted 6 days ago • 1040 comments

If you think Federal Employees are a problem, I want to point out that I haven't seen a single one suggest not working while they're under attack.

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submitted 7 days ago • 134 comments

So you can just say you work at DOGE and pillage anything from our documents you want. The law truly doesn't exist anymore! Cool!

submitted 8 days ago • 1271 comments

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

submitted 8 days ago • 790 comments

With my wife's job at risk and tarrifs looking to screw my career, I guess I'm going to have to become a right-wing grifter to buy insulin.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Jd Vance looks like an AI creation. I hate seeing pictures of him.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I've got Gallows humor and hopes.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I love how Republicans grow spines in their deathbeds. It isn't until the game is over for them, as they fall, break their hip and lay upon the rubblex that they finally vote to possibly protect the American people. Fuck you Mitch.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Imma do a lot of gloom posting.... But there is work to be done in the country. It's time to roll up the sleeves, help who we can, and maybe punch an asshole or two when they get too uppity about their hateful rhetoric.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Jeff Winger fucked us with his stupid dice game.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

So excited to be here for the end times.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments