*Thinking of the dumbest public service department to try this on*
Uh, listen up Parking Enforcement Officers, this is DOGE, I am here to tell you Elon has signed an Executive Order to clear all parking tickets cited to me and, uh, also my five closest friends.
I'm gonna put the dumbest t shirt I can find and a sport coat on tomorrow and go into my local bar, tell them I'm with DOGE and I'll need 1 of every beer they have on tap to conduct an audit.
"Oh shit! We've got a guy who says that all of his debt is woke, & that he'll have Elon Musk on our asses if we don't give him at least $50k...should we give it to him, or should we be safe & give him $200k?"
The whole thing... obviously when the Congress People showed up at the D of Educ. they could have just claimed that they are with DOGE and walk right in? Projection of Nonsense... stop it
Oh wow, yeah people will try anything to scam others. I’m glad they called the cops and the men left before the cops arrived. Like putting on scrubs and claiming to be a Dr. these guys were imposters!
No, THEY cannot. Musk & co. apparently can. Whether or not you, the OP, or any other random person also can is a question of cunning, stupidity, and luck more than anything else.
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I doubt such a person would reveal themselves. They are loners and smart enough to stay off of social media and brag about trying such a thing and raise suspicion.
I should mention the above was pretty tongue-in-cheek, like I am telling any potentials without telling them to shut up and do what they are going to do without telling anyone. Nobody needs to be shot yet, pretty sure the dementia or hamberders are on it.
Had this been done in a red state, they would've just handed the documents over. How'd they even make it in the building? Glad it was handled. Maybe this will shed some light on this very serious power issue that DOGE has.
I'm sorry, I don't speak that language and the attached translator doesn't seem to recognize it. It looks somewhat familiar, but can't put my finger on it.
the law doesn't exist for republicans and hasn't for a long time. They've been pillaging the country since reagan. Anyone else not a republican do what republicans do and they'll find themselves in the republican prison industrial complex in a blink of an eye.
Creep. Not paying child support when you are broke and out of a job is sad. Not paying child support when you are the richest human on the planet is sociopathic.
If any of these workers see this. Thank you for stand up for your state and its people as well as against federal overreach, or the attempt from who lack any legitimate federal authority.
I someone shows up claiming to be from Doge I would sound the earthquake alarm and rally everyone to bring their pitchforks and paddles. None of those little incelacious twats would take another step forward
“Incelacious Twats” sounds like something my first costume design professor would have used in the 1970s, she always had a great verbal gift for using intellectually biting words modified with a British vulgarism to delightfully skewer self-important gits. I think I need to share this.
Due to the anarchy being created…… Could three men claiming to be DOGE employees, with backpacks full of military grade high explosives and get in the building……
Oh no, I’m not kidding….
Why are systems administrators handing their IT systems over to these goons? They have no legal authority, because they work for Elon, who has no legal authority. The SysAdmin should just punch the DOGE goon in the head, and shove him out the door.
At every IT firm I have worked, the SysAdmin has guarded the network, and admin privileges, like an angry Doberman. I am astonished that not one of the government agency StsAdmins has told a DOGE twerp to go fck himself.
When are people going to atleast try and resist . These people are walking in with their jackboots on and just sacking thousands and ruining lives and careers . It’s seems like you all just say ok I will clean my desk and go . Do not comply easily and make it difficult and resist. It’s your country
They say it all runs downhill only to be slow down by ‼️👁️‼️ myopic prank blinders on, prank!
YES, you be Pranked, just like Roberts Supreme Court Justice Pranked❌👁️❌
Good GRIEF! I hope they didn’t give those toddlers anything!! DOGE isn’t a legal government entity! It’s a made up group of little boy criminals who want to take over our government and then our country, and NOBODY’S DOING A DAMN THING ABOUT IT! Are you fucking KIDDING me! I’m sorry, but I’m PISSED!
“In response, the [SF] employees refused their requests and called sheriff's deputies. The men had left City Hall before deputies arrived.” Good job City Hall employees!! I hope they catch the bastards!!
Honestly surprised that the people protesting DOGE lackies locking them out of their buildings haven't found young co-workers, geared them up in I'll fitting suits and a D&D baseball cap, and just sent them through the doors claiming to be DOGE team members too, so as to covertly record things
I take great and lasting inspiration from the people of Ukraine. They have neither the luxury nor the burden of the delusions we're suffering from here in the USA.
Please don't just share on this forum. Tell your reps in DC what you think. Resist. It only takes a few minutes and best of all..it doesn’t cost any money.
We don’t need money in politics. We just need people to participate.
That's too charitable a description, though. It's more like, "Doge: Short for "Dogeball", a sport where you make children throw shibu ina puppies at each other and aim for the face, or it might as well be, because the reality is about as cruel and insane as that."
This wouldn’t be tried if Musk and the DOGE boys would have been required to go through the same in-depth process as most federal government employees do and given a federal employee verifiable identification (which can of course be fabricated).
Literally every government employee needs to call the cops every time a "DOGE staffer" shows up at their office. Record the call from your end. Keep a record, keep a paper trail. Hell, take photos and videos as much as you can.
Because they got rough and literally threw employees out then barred the doors. The capitol police never showed that I've seen. Which is bullshit because they should immediately be willing to arrest anyone Trump sends out and about after he released people who assaulted their friends and coworkers.
And not trying to break the law. I know it is asymmetrical warfare when we are trying to uphold the law and trump is trying to destroy it, but tearing it up yourself and committing violence when you are a lawmaker, is counterproductive in this context. It concedes the fight to the opposition.
I have believed, since the sixties, that as revolting as the concept of violence may seem, that sometimes it is the only way to really affect results. Consider the adversary - the embodiment of evil. How better to fight?
Here's what SF should do. Arrest them, put them in a holding tank and lose them in the system. If they make it out alive, I would be surprised once the other detainees know who they are
Great! Now We have MAGA acting as DOGE, (no one else would) ICE, Police Officers, Utility workers.. and a Government trying to control our every action and putting us on notice Democracy is over!
This is do dangerous, if Doge is hacked the Hackers can access the same Millions of Treasury funds that Doge worked on syphoning away, God knows where it all went, the so called " savings"
DOGE website security? Not tight.
Hackers: “This is a joke of a .gov site”
Musk’s kids left their database open?
Anyone can edit. Everything ’s broken.
Add OR, WA, HI, and the Pacific territories, and we could have the United States of the Pacific. Or Pacifica. Put the Capitol in Pacifica CA, just because.
Criminal Trump can't create a department without the consent of the Senate; however, the corrupt Republican controlled Congress no longer believe in oversight, as long as Elon Musk keeps paying them off.
But not as likely to fold before Musk like a blue stained dress on a pee stained mattress. (How's THAT for bothsidesism?) I'm kinda looking forward to Vance, Musk, and the GOP Congress trying to move in any direction like three interlocked gears.
It is a good idea. Delete all data, backups, and shred the rest. No data for the DOUCHE. Nobody is getting it back anyway and the data will be used for gain or prosecution. Not even one angry security guard in all of Us? I hope the North Koreans do not invade with warrants or lawyers!
Then we all should mobilize and walk into Congress saying we work for DOGE & demand ALL communications with Trump by Republicans … and then make them public.
Well, they haven't taken the time to be a legit agency. How long did it take to set up previous agencies? I imagine it was much longer than a few dinners at Mar a Lago.... Do they even have i.d. badges?
Totally agree with you on those who voted for that rotten pumpkin. Yet, there’s also a lot of voter suppression and “buyer’s remorse” as well. We need to connect all us blue and purple dots plus re-engage nonvoters in those areas in order to fight back effectively against the big orange con.
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Yah, not like it used to be under Biden.
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Have them show their credentials AND call the police. Stall them. If they want access to X data, say sorry, it’s in the same location as Y and your orders don’t specify you can see that.
People have to stop rolling over for a bunch of unarmed 14 year old techbros or what hope do we have?
If they touch one penny of my Social Security, they’re gonna wish they hadn’t even been born. And that’s not just my opinion as of the opinion of about a gazillion other Americans in this country, what’s left of this country.
You don’t even have to physically show up to get your share of the bounty. Elon’s hacker kids have already build enough backdoors into the system for everyone with some IT knowledge to get a free handout.
We don’t need them. The elons merry band of incels left their stuff open and anybody could make changes to it. Saw some hilarious stuff people were putting on the DOGE website yesterday.
That's what I was thinking. If they are so good at hacking why aren't they doing this from their mothers' basements? It's not like hackers have to be on site.
Instead of running them off, they should have been arrested & charged with treason! The first of many. I think it will be up to the blue states to act, as Congressional Democrats seem paralyzed.
Paralyzed is a good word for it. They're like those goats who stiffen up and fall over when scared; every time I see Upchuck Schumer on TV I imagine him doing that anytime a republicant enters the room.
Same with Hakeem Jeffries! He had to run to his Silicon Valley after the horrors at the White House became clear, & beg his wealthy tech bros not to abandon the Democratic Party. Screw them! We need new leadership in the Party ASAP!
I know, right?! It's almost like these assholes are just grifters using political positions to make loads of fucking money at the expense of the American people.
I mean, great job for San Francisco to not turn anything over to them. I mean, even if they HAD been from DOGE, and even if DOGE was more than just the Hitler Youth trying to dismantle the government, DOGE is a Federal group. They have no City governmental authority.
DOGE is not a federal department. Federal departments can only be created by congress. They have not done so. DOGE is Elon musks raid on the fed. Be it money or data he’s robbing us and Trump is letting him.
Your link states Congress has the power to create governmental offices. ie department of education as sited in your link. The italicized text refers to appointment of officers of said departments. Further reading lays it out.
No sir. Only Congress can’t create governmental departments. There’s a whole process that goes with it. With budgets and oversight. So far Congress has not done so. Trump just gave Elon the keys to the store and he ran with it hiding behind the office of the president.
Doge is nothing. Our congress didn’t vote to create a new branch of government. This is a delusion and a figment of Elon’s imagination. Nobody voted for the motherfucker. He should be removed immediately.
That is incorrect. No one from DOGE has been confirmed by Congress or been made a political appointee. Only Congress can stand up a new Department, Agency, bureau, or regulatory commission. Don't be fooled because DOGE has "department" in the name. It's a rogue group of Elon lackeys.
great job would have been to get them arrested to try hack into government institute with no authority whatsoever. Who knows what nefarious things they were planning.
Hope they got cameras and open a case for impersonification and publish their images with wanted for questioning headlines. Let the whole community and country see their faces.
Even if they were real staff, it should still fall under hacking, scamming attempt without authority.
Yes this makes me wonder if they even technically committed a crime. They can't technically be impersonating a government official since DOGE isn't real.
it's still impersonating a government official if you claim to be a wallet inspector from the department of wallets, whoever was behind this should have been detained on the spot
I don't have a formal education in political science or history but from what I can put together listening and reading as much expert analysis we have one way to take this back and it seems a 100% strike. Money is the only thing beyond military intervention that we ultimately control.
All the Blue States are financial power leading in America. We can fight back beyond that need military intervention. @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social just too stupid to know the laws.
It doesn't have to be 100% when the only a few States count for a vast majority of the GDP. Just California and New York could cripple the country's economy if they actually used their economic power in a coordinated way.
Upwards of half the registered voters who actually turned out voted for Trump. Of those, I’ll bet a large percentage didn’t vote for THIS. But to your point, I can totally see mass demonstrations—in fact, I don’t get why people haven’t turned out like they did in South Korea and Eastern Europe.
In part I think it's because the US isn't set up for people to gather quickly in a centrally located city that's both the seat of government & the economic capital. Getting to DC isn't feasible for most Californians. Rallies are planned in multiple cities, but it doesn't have the same impact.
Holy fuck I just realized we live in a timeline where America could very well go the Germany route and, after the Nazis are gone, ban any symbols connected to this admin, including the Doge meme
god fuck we're in the timeline where Doge, the OK symbol, & other memes become as bad as swastikas wtaf
Anyone who follows the orders of Putin’s puppet government is a traitor to America and must be dealt with accordingly after the end of occupation. Wake up ! fight back!
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Uh, listen up Parking Enforcement Officers, this is DOGE, I am here to tell you Elon has signed an Executive Order to clear all parking tickets cited to me and, uh, also my five closest friends.
States Rights!
That’s a real thing!
Fools!
Shitting on them makes an impression
Even matches what they have for brains.
You a narc or something?
So...? Your point is...?
I should mention the above was pretty tongue-in-cheek, like I am telling any potentials without telling them to shut up and do what they are going to do without telling anyone. Nobody needs to be shot yet, pretty sure the dementia or hamberders are on it.
If that person exists, they're already thinking it and we're simply giving them our two cents. They'll either act on it or they won't.
Matt Walsh was partially responsible for the bomb threats to the Boston Children's Hospital, and he didn't see any consequences at all.
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Know this, act accordingly, & always look for the person filming the “prank.”
I'm sure the pigs will perform a thorough and exhaustive investigation before giving up and harassing and minorities for shits and giggles.
By all means, remove their free oxygen cards.
Musk’s doge is nothing more than us taking the brunt of his DODGING CHILD SUPPORT!!!!
Invade Canada… yeah because Grimes.
Horse shit #politics
#swamppolitics
https://www.distractify.com/p/elon-musk-child-support-payments
The enemies are actual nazis.
I do not see a way to coexist with nazis.
Removal and secession are required.
In other words, stop being a pedant.
Oh no, I’m not kidding….
YES, you be Pranked, just like Roberts Supreme Court Justice Pranked❌👁️❌
"Gargle my ballz."
"Fuck off, traitor."
"Come back after you've changed your diaper and obtained a warrant."
We don’t need money in politics. We just need people to participate.
https://www.nationalfinancialplan.com
Wondering why this didn’t happen at all the federal agencies
Thank you!🥰
Use your energy for good people!
DOGE website security? Not tight.
Hackers: “This is a joke of a .gov site”
Musk’s kids left their database open?
Anyone can edit. Everything ’s broken.
Them: [pulls up crpyto wallet on phone]
(In reality I hate that this poor kid is being used and abused by his parent, you can see the lifetime trauma as it happens)
Soon we'll be arrested for using freedom of speech because it's "t3rr0r1st act1vity."
#trumpDishonorsUS
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Under Biden, you could just walk up to any federal building and claim to be an LGBTQIA+++2++ Illegal from a terrorist nation and get hired on as a full blown staff member of The Democrat Fascist party.....Ah, The Good ole' days.😁😆🤣😂🤣🤣🤪
I'd say nice try at bothsidesism, but it wasn't even that.
People have to stop rolling over for a bunch of unarmed 14 year old techbros or what hope do we have?
Just waitin on the Courts to say so🤬
For us, The Felon changes & makes law (against the Constitution) w only a pen.
WOW. Such a powerful man.
"I'm with DOGE, so I don't have to pay my taxes this year... according to my boss. You can take it up with them."
https://constitution.congress.gov/browse/essay/artII-S2-C2-3-6/ALDE_00000012/
Even if they were real staff, it should still fall under hacking, scamming attempt without authority.
I may have been told that before...
Um, and if they were, they STILL shouldn’t be let in. Since, you know, it’s not even a real agency.
I hope we don't need new laws for this BS.
Not half. Don’t give them legitimacy.
god fuck we're in the timeline where Doge, the OK symbol, & other memes become as bad as swastikas wtaf
get rid of the puppeteer and the puppets will crumble