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For The Glory of God, America Americas the World Ever wonder why your prayers weren't being answered? And why wasn't America solving the problem? Read now to find out!

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Happy Sunday Friends 🙋🏻‍♂️ — Here is weekend pack everyone! 🩵 If you want to be considered for the next one simply repost, and I’ll go through and vet later. go.bsky.app/U8NE6vQ

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Grateful to have a big brain like @tristansnell.bsky.social following us!! Anyone who sues Trump AND follows our brand of satirical timfoolery is A-Okay by us!!! No satire on this post. Just genuine gratitude.

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The Phallic Ultimatum: Ancient Invisigoth Wisdom from The Sardonic Sea Scrolls: Rise of the Greatest Satirical Empire in the Canis Major Dwarf Galaxy and Lower Temecula. Pt. 2 Our story should tell of our humble beginnings on Planet Bleepblorp M-3 in the BlingBlong Solar System of the Canis Major…

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Hello @occupydemocrats.bsky.social @sethabramson.bsky.social @breewitchyou.bsky.social @kellyscaletta.bsky.social @stephenking.bsky.social Buy your new #tesla sticker here!! "Fuhrer a good time buy Tesla" Share it with friends!! the-vidalia-news-recorder.printify.me/product/1800...

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#aarp adds new #aarpmagazine to its #aarpmemberbenefits by announcing a new line of #erotic #publication called, Silver Fox Seductions. Learn more!! vidalianewsrecorder.com/2025/02/10/a...

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@omgskr.bsky.social We, a collective of semi-sentient numbskulls, barely-literate manarians, and mega-ultra-bro'hams that do work on satirically investigative assignments for the greatest news source in the Canis Major Dwarf Galaxy (and Lower Temecula), hereby apply... www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/st...

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AARP Announces New Porn Company: Silver Fox Seductions 25+ magazines detailed at the end of the article The newest press release from AARP is about to shock North America. We, The VNR--being the greatest satirically investigative news source in the Canis Major Dwarf Galaxy and Lower…

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Ask a Vet: Best Party Drug for my Yorkshire Terrier? She’s a Gemini. Hey guys, it's me Candice, writing about where astrology, partying, veterinary science, and fur babies collide. Let's jump in... Dear Head Animal Bitch at The VNR Veterinary Care Team,My Yorkshire Terrier is such a sassy, little…

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Dear @jimacosta.bsky.social ... We are troubled by your treatment at CNN and understand you might be leaving. Please consider writing actual news for us. Full disclosure, we have no budget and currently only write satire, but we will publish your work anytime you write.

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We're the Confederate States the original Nazis???

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Crime Beat: Illegal Alien Caught Working at Local Fast Food Chain Look out for these behaviors to identify an illegal alien...

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@vtanger.bsky.social Regarding your article on why mush is losing money on Twitter and advertisers leaving. Twitter is allowing Nazis to play Hitler speeches futurism.com/the-byte/lea...

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@the-independent.com This is happening now on musk's X platform... A meeting where people can listen to recordings of Hitler

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@sethabramson.bsky.social Recordings of Hitler are being played right now on Twitter by this account

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Men Ask: Did I Load the Dishwasher Correctly? It's been a tough year for the average man just trying to do the right thing so let's kick it off with the first gaming review of 2025. This year finds the Game of Life to be significantly more difficult than previous years for general male characters,…

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Mouth Harp YouTuber Makes Uncomfortable Love to You with His Eyes, and Beard You begin to breathe. Your sweat cools against your skin. Your heart stops racing. The video is done. No one is staring. Your inner child is napping with your favorite blanket surrounded by your favorite toys. But the…

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Our First Critic: Reactions, Lessons, and How We Healed Then, we get down to business for the next, say, forty-ish minutes, looking for the pure nugget of golden satire that will impact stock markets, empower a woman to run for office, or maybe, just maybe, force an appellate judge to slightly…

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We, at the Vidalia News Recorder, do hereby find the writings of @thescallion.bsky.social to be most satirical in nature and temperament. Wherein hence and forthwith anon we perchance mayhaps to embark upon sending a trunkulent of merriment and goodwill. Should ye accept such let us enjoin a feast.

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Ask The VNR: What Makes the Greatest Satirical News Source Feel Nostalgic It reminds me of when I first started writing satire. I was about your age, 4 if I'm being honest, when I wrote my first satirical article about the US and Allied Forces dropping bombs on the Axis powers in the North African…

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Ask a Nut Butter Specialist: Pick My New Team’s Regalia And that's why you Always ask a verified Nut Butter Specialist. Who else would accurately predict the team color: clear, and the mascot: The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch???

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Merry Christmas You Filthy Animals! Merry Christmas you filthy animals! If there's one thing everyone expects from the greatest, satirical news source in the Canis Major Dwarf Galaxy, and Lower Temecula, it's an earnest conversation about the Word of God and the Christian Faith.

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What to do With All These Axes? Mea Culpa For fuck's sake! It's 2024 and women are still fighting for equality in opportunities and things. Oh readers, you might be telling yourselves: "But Vidalia News Recorder, women have equality in dishes, makeup, and lady things. What more do they need?" Well…

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Sensual Snoring All The Rage Long seen as a ticking time-bomb for long-term health, researchers are beginning to see new evidence that snoring may have a softer, beneficial side. New studies suggest that snoring, when properly directed can be used to enhance sexual arousal in the bedroom, leading…

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Hey #ladiesonly ... How sexy is your man's #snoring??? Hit us up with stories about your favorite snoring moments and how hot it made you!!! Read about exciting research on Monday!!!

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Be on the lookout for #baseball expansion team: The Fighting Caucs, out of AR. This marks the first team & mascot (Caucy, The Non-Spicy Mayo) aimed solely at #whitepeople. Read more!! ... Or get Cauc'd vidalianewsrecorder.com/2024/12/09/m...

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Local Tribal Nation and Whitey Announce Joint Creation of MLB Expansion Team, “The Fighting Caucs” The Fighting Caucs will be based in Harrison, AR, with home games played at the newly constructed Crackers Stadium, a state-of-the-art, eco-friendly ballpark built on the sacred burial grounds of…

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Undercover at Dracula’s 418th Annual Charitable Gala for Sexy Strippers that Inexplicably Go Missing – Pt 1 Fifteen stories below a non-descript high-rise, at the corner of Sepulveda and 6th, in downtown Los Angeles, rages the wildest party of the year. But things aren't what they seem in this…

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Sexually Abused Child of Drunkard Definitely Happy Abortion Outlawed Imagine being sentenced to a life of existence.

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Insanity and Stupidity screamed at me with all the moral indignation of the gleefully uninformed. The petulance of self importance fouled the air until what was left seemed normal, and by the last drops of curdled sanity Brutality shed its cloak of idiocy revealing true Disdain.

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