the-widow-olivia.bsky.social
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❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 !!!!
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thank god when we kissed
with blood on both our faces
none of it was yours
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Sending you love and support.
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They were new to me and I love them!
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Also I did not realize that Pudding Pops had been out of production for over 20 years.
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I make the best cinnamon-y, chunky applesauce every time we go apple picking and my child refuses to eat it. Demands the crap from a pouch.
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Oh my god I ate so many pudding cups as a kid. In the variety snack pack there was always one chocolate-chocolate swirl and I would have done terrible things to anyone who took it from me.
Also, have you considered worms in dirt — the absolute best use of chocolate pudding.
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I think “woman” and three drool faces was very coherent, personally!
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Hell yeah 🩷💜💙
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Oh my god yes. Imagine butch lesbian Stede finding the cursed suit. She would NEVER let it go!
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Buttons, but it wouldn’t be a joke - he’s dead serious about clams.
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lol good job supervising!
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I think any friend who watches through to ep 4 before texting you is on the right path
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I would be totally normal too in this situation!
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lol, they’re so cute and dumb
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So I knew going in, but his character appears about halfway into the movie.
And my wife, not knowing he was in it, took one look at the stupid grin on my face when his character showed up and said, “That’s Taika, isn’t it 🙄”
Called out!
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Zheng is stuck, refuses help from Jim and Archie, but when Olu comes along…
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Accurate, and I imagine it is for the same reasons Jonathan Coulton describes in his song “I Crush Everything”
“And the dolphins are all phonies
They seem nice enough at first
But they pretend to be your friends
Until they see you at your worst and then they leave you”
youtu.be/Epw406btNTw?...
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That cat is 10x more relaxed when both her dads are lounging on the couch.
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Me toooooo!
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Oh no oh no oh no… Stede! You had such big dreams!
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That is fucking incredible and also ambitious as hell!
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Oh yeah and a whole episode that’s done as a documentary about the Revenge
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You’re freeeeeee!!!!! All the little crafts have flown! Congrats!
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This is such important scientific work. Thank you for your contributions to Rhys Studies. Hopefully future generations can benefit from studying your partial immunity to Rhys Thirst, which kills productivity for 9/10 people who experience it.
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💖
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Just finished a very silly and unhinged fic by @nomadsland.bsky.social and @ghostalservice.bsky.social that comes with its own crossword puzzle! archiveofourown.org/works/530407...
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Unauthorized Biography of Ed and Stede is SOOOOO painful and has an extremely earned happy ending. archiveofourown.org/works/569210...
Go for Broke is full of hurt/comfort — Arctic explorers AU archiveofourown.org/works/582300...
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This, but the feeling is more “omg a cool kid nodded at me across the blorbo cafeteria”
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Omg I love this so much
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Ed for tactics (he knows you have to split up and tackle the puzzles simultaneously). Stede for nonlinear thinking. Zheng to remind Ed and Stede to do the puzzles and not just wear the props as hats. Frenchie for arm length (this is a thing!) and Lucius for picking the bar we go to after.
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Yesssss!!!!
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I have SO MANY good choices for this, but you get what I think is probably the dumbest/best idea I have thrown into the Barbie fic…
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Play
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I am so sorry — angst incoming!
Severance AU
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Barbie Movie AU. He’s just Iz…