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the.bigred.dog
Rubber pup and fuzzy red dumb๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•/Fluffy and squeaky shenanigans ๐ŸŽˆ/Cars happen a lot, too ๐Ÿš—/PhD Comp Sci & AI/ML expert/Engaged to @shusune.bsky.social ๐Ÿ’/Southwest Ohio/36/M/๐Ÿ”žNSFW
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Iโ€™m tired of people saying we donโ€™t have any proper male role models as if Weird Al hasnโ€™t been around for decades

pay ๐Ÿ‘ your ๐Ÿ‘ dogs ๐Ÿ‘

DID YOU WISH HIM A CAR ACCIDENT? ๐ŸคŒ๐ŸคŒ๐ŸคŒ๐ŸคŒ๐ŸคŒ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น

Deployed my first Gitlab runner for analysis and building of a nifty python package at work yesterday. First time I have had R&D work with potential to turn into a deliverable/extensible framework and not just a report. Excited to see if I can get it out there and also publicly release it!

I hear you like fluffy stud pups going feral and being unable to stop pumping seed into holes.

Have some unassuming bone for #fcf Feel free to suck me off while I fall asleep on the couch

normalize barking

Fuckin bird site is so garbage now. Somehow my horny posts get 5 times as much traction on a site with fewer users. It's almost like the algorithm is entirely cursed, lol.

Every single Christian cult has some form of maniacal sexual repression, it's almost as if it's a feature of lunatic sects

Recently I found myself on Antipope Instagram, where there are endless reels of the current Antipope of the Palmarian Catholic Church. This is, of course, extremely my jam, and I started reading up on them hoping to find some wild theology, but instead I found something WAY better...

"Oh sorry due to a bookkeeping error we missed a whole day of your pay last period. Could take up to two pay periods to correct." No, fuck no. That check should be in my account yesterday. Its shit like this that makes me utterly furious. You're in arrears to me, pay me.

Butts are beautiful and you should show me yours for #tushtuesday (I'm tryin)

Yeah that Holy Grail of Cum stuff works @.@ every time I do a run of it I can't tell if its placebo or not, but this is the fourth time I have done it and everything is just *more.* And the precum amplification has not even started for me, yet.

we can't keep living like this

As seen on LinkedIn. Love it.