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the3diamonds.bsky.social
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this app feels like linkedin with more millennials

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

new term: gunt goat that serves cunt

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

somebody called their bluesky feed a “skyline” and i can’t decide whether it’s epic or the most cringe millennial shit ever

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

i got surgery to become a servile 3 1/2 foot tall man so bar stool media will hire me to carry chicken wings around the office on a platter

submitted 6 days ago • 53 comments

30 years from now we’ll be saying shit like “back in my day we had schools and lunch breaks”

submitted 11 days ago • 17 comments

bluesky lowkey way worse for fun scrolling bruh it’s ALL political and not even funny stuff just serious and actual political takes

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

most heated interaction on this app

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

This is a room where we turn very modest salaries and budgets (and lots of coffee) into new knowledge, life-saving innovations, and technology that feeds business growth. It's literally the loom that spins hay into gold but these numpties are suddenly worried about the cost of hay.

submitted 12 days ago • 240 comments

Kendrick turned a diss track into a Grammy and a Superbowl halftime show it is literally impossible to top that might as well tear down mt Rushmore and put up 4 Kendricks

submitted 13 days ago • 64 comments

Very much hoping at the Super Bowl half time show tonight that Kendrick shouts 'MUSSSTAAAAARD!' then giant mustard bottles appear and cover everything in proper English mustard and then the game has to stop and everyone is screaming because their eyes and noses sting. And then he cusses Drake again

submitted 13 days ago • 37 comments

I’m surprised I didn’t expect the Millennial platform to have a weekly event called #caturday

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

spotify i don’t want to listen to kero kero bonito thank you very much @kerokerobonito.bsky.social

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

dude i just wanna scroll engagement bait posts all day but no i gotta stay on bluesky and watch millennials have very reasonable takes about politics

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I just sent this email to all 13,000 federal employees of the NOAA lol. The Trump administration's changes to their communications system made it so literally anyone can blast messages out to the entire agency

submitted 23 days ago • 201 comments

i feel my millennial powers tingling

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

millennial crashout 4k 240 fps

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

guys, if we channel our millennial power enough, we can defeat trump and his inglorious band of boomers!

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

the millennial power is flowing through me!

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

millennials unite!

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

need more of this on this app, my mom would love it!

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I’m feeling quite millennial today!

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

greetings millennials

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

greetings millennials

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

salutations millennials

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

greetings millennials

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

greetings millennials!

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

im already getting spawncamped by bots on this app

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments