Bless your heart. You do you Boo Boo. You may want to check on whether you can register to vote now. Your Drivers license may not match your height. Best off luck carrying chicken wings!
Fuck barstool. All on the left should boycott that right-wing shithole pretending to be a sports site. They are not a sports site. They are a bro-fascism lifestyle brand.
The doctor’s hands sculpted you into something delectable. The squatting jester turned divine. A firm hand claps your shoulder. “Good boy,” he says, breath thick with beer and lust. And you tremble because isn’t this what you wanted? To be reduced, remade, desired?
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Eat the wings. Become the wings.
You gotta have goals!