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Gods will be watching.
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You're in her DMs? I'm at CVS buying her feminine hygiene products. We are not the same.

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Let's gooooooooo! ngl.link/the8bitidiot2

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Let's gooooooooo! ngl.link/the8bitidiot2

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Went to a town wide garage sale today, and bought nothing due to my crippling fear of bedbugs.

submitted 2 hours ago • 3 comments

Just remembering the time one of the big executives at work started a meeting with "Now that Covid is over..." the day I came back from bereavement after my dad died from Covid.

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

No, it's fine actually.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

Just drank half a glass of Very Dark Red, and I'm having a pretty not great allergic reaction.

submitted 3 hours ago • 3 comments

Came out perfect. Sooooo good!

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

No, it's fine actually.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

I wish God had given me a personality to go along with this massive hog.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

CRAB BOIL! CRAB BOIL!! CRAB BOIL!!!

submitted 10 hours ago • 6 comments

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

submitted 16 hours ago • 5 comments

Surprises abound at Walmart.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

My dreams when I take store brand sleep meds

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Bush was worse than Trump, and if you don't think so, it's either because you're not old enough to remember, or a complete fucking idiot.

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

In school, there was this kid everyone called Sweaty Pee Pants, because he always wore sweatpants and smelled like pee. Anyway, he's a drug dealer now.

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Americans are so lazy. The British have been awake for HOURS!!

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Woke up right a rain. Gods don't get hangovers.

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Donald Trump put a tariff on this diiiiiiick

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

You wish.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

A third bottle of wine 😵‍💫

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this app is now dumber for having read it.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Cheers!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment