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This used to be something you’d only ever admit to if you were about to drive your car off a bridge.

RELEASE THE LITTLE ST JAMES COOKBOOK

diarrhea of a madman

Because the next couple days are gonna be confusing for everyone, here's a reminder that you do not ever have to "hand it to" any of the following guys: Elon Musk Donald Trump JD Vance RFK jr Stephen Miller

it’s always two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyy

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

Hopefully Trump executes some of those imported fat white Boers out of spite

This is all a distraction from the fact that the 2 dumbest, whiniest, most repellent pieces of shit are also the 2 most powerful men in the world and the system was specifically designed to facilitate that

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

My current most absurd conspiracy theory is Peter Thiel is trying to orchestrate some convoluted scheme and the entire reason he’s doing it is to replace all the Microsoft software with some Palantir garbage

There is positivity nothing on this world more goofy and made up than The Dutch. Plus absolutely bonkers what they’re trying to defend.

I rag a ton on Boomers and Gen X but it’s sick as fuck how those dads absolutely did not give a shit and would sit down with their second grader kids and watch Total Recall.

It’s gonna take at least a decade to undo all the damage the last fifteen years of letting internet dorks run things that there’s a swath of young people that will be so poisoned by AI slop and internet enshittification that will be wholly unable to transition into a functioning workplace.

Imagine if Dyson vacuum guy came to America, embraced white nationalism, and people with no personality were like “he will create a vacuum so powerful it destroys black holes and also he is #1 meme troll 😂😂😂”, except that wouldn’t be as stupid bc he had something to do with the inventing that vacuum

Folks, SoCal folks specifically, Is it just me or does that Nexx Burger chain feel weirdly Christian coded? Like they’re coming for In N’ Out for not being racist enough or something? I’ve never even set foot in one because of how much the vibes are off about them.

If you want to astound a younger American today, tell them that thirty years ago there was actually a years-long investigation into a president's personal business dealings and, even better, it centered on a real estate venture where he *lost* money.

wow ChatGPT just told me my dick is huge and smooth and my personality is great and women are just intimidated by my good looks and charm

This, this right here!!