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"Ferociously Creative" (thanks, M Todd Gallowglass) writer, musician, maker of doofy videos, and other things. theadequate.com , also troubadork.com 2 books, 2 albums, a buncha podcasts and far too many livestreams and Renfair shows have been done by me.
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I have been remiss in posting here - heck in posting much - for a number of reasons since January. Just wanna say that I am bringing my goofy little music act to Scarborough RenFair in Waxahachie for the entire freaking month of May. No Sleep Till Yorkshire

EVERY MORNING THERE'S AN ANVIL HANGING FROM A THREAD THAT'S DANGLING OVER MY GIRL'S FOUR-POST BED I TRY NOT TO LOOK BUT I'M WORRIED KINDA FRIGHTENED THAT I MIGHT JUST ONE DAY WAKE UP DEAD

The current administration advises not to discriminate against their ethnicity, "Grifter-American"

Dear Mister Trump - Your Mother. Sincerely...

At this point, I figure all Executive Orders have a 90 day waiting period to find out of they're even written coherently.

I may be going to Ontario in the next month or so. If so, I shall attempt to locate and eat some poutine. I will also be starting almost all my conversations with "Hi, I am from the United States and I didn't vote for that sumbish."

Some days... I would really like a "I have already seen this article reposted sixteen times thank you" feature.

Hunter S Thompson would begin talking about Joe Rogan by calling him "a loathsome gnome" and THEN he'd start getting creative.

Good morning!

ATTENTION THE DOMAIN ELONMUSKHASABROKENPP.COM IS CURRENTLY AVAILABLE

Of course it is a scam. They are using stochastic terrorism to create/amplify a trans panic as a distraction for their grift and power grab. We are not just the target, but also the scapegoat to achieve their goals. 1/

Somehow, and for reasons which remain unclear, I have 370 followers. In the grand scheme of social media, that's not a lot, but it's weird that it's happened 370 times.

Almost every picture of T-bag I see these days looks like it was taken in mid-fart, judging by his facial expressions.

yesterday I heard myself say one of my affirmations after a few months of not saying it. Said affirmation: I am a gaw-damn unstoppable force of nature. And I meant it, too. Still do. So are you, by the way. Just say it. Out loud. G'wan.

It's "Spiced Blork and Peef! SBAPf!"

when right wingers boycott brands

By the standards set by some folks on social media… posting anything on social media is an empty gesture. They’re wrong, of course. all actions have effects. Big or small.

the void giggles sometimes

Workshopping “IGNORAMUSK”

JOHN KANAKANAKA TOO RYE AY

RIGHT NOW, until March 17th, you can write a comment on the proposed law that would ban trans people from updating their passports. I want everybody to do this and post in the replies of this post when they're so others know they did their part. Then share this post with someone else.

INCONCLUSIVE

See, if you go get your passport photo when you're already tired, achy, and more than a little frustrated... they'll compare it to you in person when you're at customs and just wave ya through...

Hey did y'all know I wrote a couple of books of genuinely dubious poetry? "Artisanal Gibberish" And "Artisanal Gibberish II: Yet More Gibberish" have been dubbed "Dad jokes in poetry form" and are the PERFECT books to leave on the toilet tank in the bathroom or gift to your least beloved relative.

When you mix up the guy from Texas Country Reporter with the guy from Window World #TxTVProblems

"MAH SHIT BROKE!" - E. Musk

Title suggestion for werewolf love comedy COPE, COPE, LYCANTHROPE

“THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES BEGINS WITH A PRONOUN!”

ARM GOTHIC LOLITAS That's the entire platform.

Not important enough for DM spam

The gift shop no longer stocks the controversial "Hamster Cannon" air powered tube device after the unfortunate episode near the Big Cats exhibit.

every cereal mascot evolution

What I have to be proud of: I was deliberately chosen as "I'll be with this goober" by two different cats and one human. Holy crap.

ASSIGNMENT: Mishear "Alpha Male" as "Aphid Male" and respond accordingly.

I've had nothing before. It's entirely possible I'll have nothing again. But in the meantime, them that can, should.

I know wizards. I know wizards, I know witches, I know clowns. I know rope-walkers and fire-eaters and jugglers of renown. I've met so many wonderous folks out there with marvels the world is rife Because I'm leading a Rich Reality Life

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL CRYPTIDS

"NHS spends £100m a year on trans treatments" "not on hormones or surgery though lmao" so the headline is really "NHS spends 100m a year on being an obstacle to trans people's bodily autonomy." You should be appalled at how much they are wasting in preventing us from transition! it is sickening!