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I’m huge in Lichtenstein. Scribbles & Bits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mx4w4wha2sfxrovy2aoybyod/feed/aaadjjnkylwbe Things Which Bang: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mx4w4wha2sfxrovy2aoybyod/feed/aaacgkwnm7oua
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inside you there are two crocodiles. one is an alligator you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

submitted 262 days ago • 8 comments

The guy arresting you shouldn’t look like the guy in a ski mask robbing a liquor store. It’s why we’re advancing legislation to put a stop to secret police-style masked law enforcement.

submitted 5 hours ago • 59 comments

"That's not good."

submitted 3 hours ago • 197 comments

This is brutal. India says Trump is lying about a trade deal and says he also lied about brokering a peace deal between India and Pakistan. We are a joke around the world. bsky.app/profile/meid...

submitted 5 hours ago • 300 comments

Referring to myself henceforth as the Bill Nye of middle-aged Latinas

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

All things considered... psshh, who still has that sort of mental prowess?

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

PSA: Prime just added all 4 seasons of Halt and Catch Fire.

submitted 7 hours ago • 5 comments

welcome to bluesky, here pettiness is a virtue

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

McCartney turns 83 today. Music legend — and perfect straight man. 🙏🏼 “SNL/The Chris Farley Show” (1993)

submitted 20 hours ago • 54 comments

Tulsi Gabbard sends a message to President Trump….from 2019.

submitted 17 hours ago • 12 comments

Wait, didn’t Jared Kushner already establish peace in the Middle East?

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

a tv show called Breaking Bad about the worst pool player of all time somebody write that down

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

“Life is more about the senseless journey than the unsatisfying destination” I explain to the kids at Career Day

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

My hips don't lie but they're very sarcastic.

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

Rearranging the pepperoni on my frozen pizza to spell out “help me.”

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

Trump claims he’s not anti-Semitic… But the truth is that he just hates Muslims more than Jews.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

I can’t believe how old people my age are.

submitted 8 hours ago • 6 comments

If you're using a shopping cart at the liquor store, I'm going to hit on you

submitted 203 days ago • 3 comments

Therapist: and why are we here today? Me: *looks over at the elephant in the corner making the throat cutting gesture* Me: no reason

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

[first day as a rocket scientist] “Really? You want it to go 𝘶𝘱? Okay. Well that’s gonna take a little longer…”

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

There's nothing that Congress loves more than forfeiting its warmaking powers to the president. Doing so has been a longstanding bipartisan project, and the country deserves a better opposition party than one ready to go along with an Iraq War redux. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

submitted 5 hours ago • 49 comments

Usually I find parades boring. It’s nice to be terrified by one for a change.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

I bet the rich don’t even taste that good.

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

Powell: "Increases in tariffs this year are likely to push up prices and weigh on economic activity."

submitted 13 hours ago • 159 comments

My love for words is like a thing.

submitted 657 days ago • 10 comments

Bought a new thesaurus today. It is good.

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

Kristi Noem thinks her lie about Sen. Padilla not identifying himself is a real own when, in fact, her supposed inability to recognize a US Senator--who is the chair of the Senate Judiciary Subcommittee on Immigration, Citizenship & Border Safety--makes her goons' thuggery even more disgraceful.

submitted 5 days ago • 494 comments

Here’s a video of Bernie Sanders 21 years ago explaining how the Republicans win even though no one likes their policies. How Republicans split and divide and win. #MomSky #Voices4Victory

submitted 46 days ago • 48 comments

That dream was broken when I got here.

submitted 39 days ago • 2 comments

Can’t stop spilling my soup at this orgy.

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

There should be a loyalty rewards program for overthinking.

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

Pullsh it real good

submitted 15 hours ago • 3 comments

the secret to good posting is to not bad post

submitted 14 hours ago • 17 comments

You are loved. I've got your back. 🏳️‍⚧️

submitted 15 hours ago • 35 comments

apparently the guy who wrote the most recent I-hate-Bluesky piece also masturbates semi-professionally

submitted 14 hours ago • 37 comments

In my day you could trade a cyber handjob for 2 RTs and a favstar trophy

submitted 14 hours ago • 7 comments

submitted 164 days ago • 1 comment

I use social media as a supplement to my prescription meds.

submitted 300 days ago • 1 comment

Yes, internet troll, perhaps I am being a bit "conceded."

submitted 16 hours ago • 12 comments

For those unconditionally cheering the attacks on Iran, remember that our early strikes in Afghanistan and Iraq were “successful”. But we ended up getting dragged into costly wars that created more terrorists than we killed. The American people haven’t forgotten that.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1249 comments

My talent is always arriving at cvs pharmacy during their weird communal lunch

submitted 14 hours ago • 39 comments

The opposite of soba noodles is drunken noodles.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Mad props to Michael Stipe for feeling fine as the world ends. I’m shivering in a fetal position and rage eating Chex Mix.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I’m starting to think Trump will not win the Nobel peace prize. Or a place on the list of the top 50 presidents. Or trivia night. Or a stuffed animal at the state fair. That said he has a decent shot at the Nathan‘s hot dog eating contest. Or at the inaugural dumbest motherfucker awards.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Forget Captain America, we need Colonel America or General America right about now.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments