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Rep Raskin has been great. Rep Ocasio-Cortez has been great. And Rep Frost and Rep Crockett. Senator Murphy. Maybe no one knew exactly what to do. But such people laid down a clear marker. Let’s respect these and other elected federal representatives who stood out these first few weeks.

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That sounds like a plan that I can get on board with! 🤭😅🤣

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The Pentagon will fire 5,400 civilian workers next week.

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“I’m sorry, Harold, but I can’t take it any more. The uncatchable laser light, taunting me with yarn, the bird in the cage…it’s just too much. I’ll be at my sister Phyllis’. You can send my things there.”

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From a family member, you will need to enlarge the photo but please do so and read! “This is what my daughter has had to deal with for the past few weeks as a Federal Human Resources Supervisor. Put your daughter, or son, or spouse in this position! This is not a [bullshit] post, it's real.”

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Not having to pay taxes on making $1 billion is an ENTITLEMENT. Getting Medicare and Social Security that you initially paid in for is an EARNED BENEFIT.

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If life imitates art then this one's a Jackson Pollock.

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In an effort to be recognized as an ideas guy, Sen. Paul Rand has suggested counting the gold in Fort Knox to make sure it’s all there.

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NOSTRADAMUS: [rising from the grave] my bad, everyone

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BREAKING: trump continues to cut jobs without even knowing who is being fired; press secretary karoline leavitt was giving a briefing defending the “president” when she herself received a pink slip

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if you talk about human rights but refuse to enshrine them from the beginning for all?..... you might be a deadneck

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Headline: Humanity created a massive tool for social control Humanity: yes, but fuck him

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My mom may have overreacted when she had me.

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wearing a matching lingerie set under my clothes like some kind of erotic clark kent.

submitted 2 days ago • 33 comments

I should have been a seamstress for the band.

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I made a joke to one of my employees about something that ‘actually is a real example of irony, Alanis’ but he just looked at me blankly, so for making me feel so old and out of touch there’s someone who ironically won’t be getting a promotion any time soon.

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BREAKING: today, mitch mcconnell, a republican senator working against the US for over 40 years, looked out at the country and decided, “Yup, my work here is done”

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just a whole buncha folks who are funnier, kinder, and who kick more ass than i ever will if you're on this list and would like to not be, lmk go.bsky.app/R53V8EX

submitted 3 days ago • 51 comments

Two tickets for Paddington Tastes Human Flesh for the First Time, thank you

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This country needs a safe word

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Each day, I wake up and have to figure out how not to tell my son that an orange assface and a neo-nazi are actively trying to destroy his future.

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I bet if I sexted with that asteroid I could make it come pretty fast

submitted 9 days ago • 16 comments

Veterans are nothing more than props for Republicans.

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The job market has never been better for shills, stooges, and toadies of all stripes. Linkedin absolutely buzzing if you're a sycophant, a flunky, or even an unctuous little worm

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There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂

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The common genetic thread among Americans is that we're all now stress related.

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I keep wondering how long the brain-addled idiots who voted for the orange assface have been fans / supporters of putin or Russia in general. Has it been all their lives, or only since around 2014 / 2015?

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⚡️Lithuania's president unveils 6-point plan to support Ukraine, strengthen European security. "We must act now to support Ukraine and boost Europe's security. No more talk shops — time for action," Lithuanian President Gitanas Nauseda wrote on X.

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Raise your hand 🖐️ and Repost if you still support President Zelenskyy and the brave people of Ukraine! 🇺🇦 I want all of my 168K friends to follow YOU! 💙 Like ❤️ and repost 🔄 and you will get MORE followers! 🚀 Who is with me? 🖐️

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People are fleeing Florida and Texas. As of Jan. 2025, those states collectively accounted for over 30% of ALL homes for sale in the US. Florida had 157,221 active listings—the highest in the country—followed by Texas with 102,552. Repressive state governments and rising insurance are to blame.

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JD Vance: "Our culture sends a message to young men that you should suppress every masculine urge ... my message to young men is don't allow this broken culture to send you a message that you're a bad person bc you're a man, bc you like to tell a joke, bc you like to have a beer with your friends."

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How We Get Through This open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...

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Both hands are for petting, Linda.

submitted 6 days ago • 17 comments

The two men cutting flight safety never fly commercial.

submitted 4 days ago • 71 comments

Los Angeles peeps—spread the word about ICE. We won’t know for sure until it happens, but better safe than sorry. Be prepared.

submitted 4 days ago • 223 comments

Oh, look what normal countries do when a former president leads a far right coup attempt.

submitted 4 days ago • 1196 comments

The fire in his eyes was just conjunctivitis

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I basically visited a Bob Ross painting.

submitted 4 days ago • 77 comments

[horse joining a stampede] Horse: (trotting)…hey, what’s all the excitement… oh, you guys are galloping, (now galloping) okay so… seriously… what’s (panting) what’s the story? Other Horse: Well… Phil heard a noise and started running, so we joined in…

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Whoopsy. Doncha just hate when people with no governmental experience fire the people who might be able to get a handle on the bird flu epidemic?

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Marco Rubio's collaboration with Russia's Sergei Lavrov and Putin is one of the most disgusting acts of betrayal to democracy and our nation. Rubio has secured his place in history of infamy.

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Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

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Dog: Want to see a magic trick? Me: Sure Dog: Okay, put food in my bowl, any food at all…

submitted 27 days ago • 4 comments

Me: Give it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got? Psychiatrist: Fifty minutes, just like last week.

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