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I’m huge in Lichtenstein. Scribbles & Bits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mx4w4wha2sfxrovy2aoybyod/feed/aaadjjnkylwbe Things Which Bang: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mx4w4wha2sfxrovy2aoybyod/feed/aaacgkwnm7oua
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In space, no one can hear you scream. But, if you use your inside voice, people will be much more receptive to what you have to say.

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I just took an inventory of my body and it appears I'm overstocked in all the wrong places.

submitted 50 minutes ago • 1 comment

In space, no one can hear you scream. But, if you use your inside voice, people will be much more receptive to what you have to say.

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*applies to work for ICE *summarily rejected for having: a moral compass, ethics, humanity, common decency, no fear of being identified, license plates

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

Trump has a vocabulary of like a dozen words and 7 of them are the word "beautiful".

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

This is the most cowardly and hollow answer from a cowardly and hollow senator

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Since his arrest below at a no kings rally, he is now facing multiple additional charges after a dozen explosive devices and other material was found in his home www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjWHr6EX/

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

If I make it through this day without killing any coworkers I am going to need several prizes.

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

It's the kidnapping, detaining and disappearing that's the problem. It does not matter this much who is doing it for it to be discourse for weeks. It matters that it's happening at all. All of it is unconstitutional. All of it is criminal. All of it must be stopped.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

AND I LOVE IT

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

in case you don’t know anyone who is disabled- there is a nationwide shortage of morphine ER (long lasting) so those of us with chronic pain are being forced to try other options, or in some cases nothing bc of insurance. the suggested option is oxy and I am refusing it as long as I can.

submitted 98 days ago • 3 comments

*applies to work for ICE *summarily rejected for having: a moral compass, ethics, humanity, common decency, no fear of being identified, license plates

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

Whenever I start losing an argument, I drop down into the splits and punch them under the loincloth.

submitted 18 days ago • 16 comments

It's so frustrating when you get stuck behind someone driving 20 under the speed limit. Especially when the speed limit is 15.

submitted 16 days ago • 6 comments

Wife: I have good news and bad news. Me: What's the good? Wife: I lost 5 lbs. Me: I'm happy for you! And the bad? Wife: It all came out of my boobs. Me: Oh, I'm sad for both of us.

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

My wife got me a traeger for father's day, my birthday and xmas. And probably next father's day too. Anyway, I love it!

submitted 11 hours ago • 22 comments

I'm kinda a birthday scrooge, but you motherfuckers really warmed my heart today. Thanks everyone 🥰

submitted 10 hours ago • 46 comments

💯👏👏

submitted 13 hours ago • 191 comments

The great wet catfood boycott has ended with a complete change of brand, so please celebrate with me this rare moment of being in the cat's good graces.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

😕 🇺🇸

submitted 9 hours ago • 381 comments

asking yourself where the exits are, and is there a way to just not accept the dance in the first place

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Ok, but have I can I interest you in something from my "dog head on peoples bodies" line of work?

submitted 16 hours ago • 6 comments

at what point during post partum do you stop instinctively swaying every time you stand still, asking for a friend (who’s youngest is 9yrs old)

submitted 8 hours ago • 5 comments

“ICE in just a few weeks has transformed itself into the closest thing that the US has ever had to a ‘secret police,’ with more seemingly culturally in common with the Klan nightriders of Reconstruction than their federal agency brethren like the FBI or ATF.” @garrettgraff.bsky.social

submitted 22 hours ago • 635 comments

Mayor Karen Bass standing on business🔥 His name is Senator ALEX Padilla.

submitted 11 hours ago • 601 comments

86TACO

submitted 15 hours ago • 158 comments

👀

submitted 14 hours ago • 818 comments

human beings require a full weekend after one day of work. it is the natural order of things

submitted 10 hours ago • 5 comments

Doing the Lord’s work when you see ICE 📢

submitted 10 hours ago • 200 comments

How much you wanna bet that some of these masked “agents” were among the pardoned? I’m going with “highly likely.”

submitted 8 hours ago • 429 comments

ICE throws gas at protesters who immediately cone it then use boards to help fan the gas back at ICE.

submitted 5 days ago • 883 comments

I feel like there have been way too many doom and gloom posts lately. Half of you should focus on doom, while the other half focuses on gloom. At least that way there's some variety.

submitted 5 days ago • 16 comments

Alexa, do you wanna build a snowman?

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Only the very best of the best

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

So when do these people go to jail? Oh that’s right I forgot. Never

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I said, ‘Alexa, set an alarm for 6.’ She replied, ‘Why? You’ve failed before.’ Now I’m crying, and she’s playing Nickelback.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

The first rule of fight club is: you do not tell your mom that I let you watch fight club, kids

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

I camped out overnight once like they do for Black Friday, but it was for my divorce hearing.

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

I’ll make your eyes roll up to the back of your head. Nothing sexual…just the stupid sh!t I’ll invariably say.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I must respectfully disagree with your decision to respectfully disagree with my respectful disagreement with your agreement to disagree, respectfully, with my statement to go f*ck yourself.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Everything I needed to know, I learned in kindergarten. Had I doubled down, I’d be the Bezos of macaroni jewelry.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

my wife and i noticed you from across the bar. we were testing out our progressive lenses and using you as a focal point. sorry to weird you out.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

nothing more embarrassing than waking up already aligned with corporate objectives

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

June 18 is International Picnic Day. Thanks to America's stand-your-ground laws, I can blow away ants that come within 5 feet of my potato salad.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

My morning bowel movement was so satisfying.....wait, am I still in bed?

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

What if there was a Build-A-Bear but for reliable governance? You pick a constitution, stuff it with accountability, and tie a functional ethics committee bow.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Oh you have a soul? Are you a passenger on a plane?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Creep by Radiohead is my favourite song about that guy in your DMs.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments