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Trans rights are human rights. Women should own their own bodies, POC deserve more than they have ever gotten and I'll use my privilege to express this all to everyone. I accept that I must keep learning and that until I do I know nothing also punch Nazis.
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Welp that was fun while it lasted. I guess this is my only social media now so you guys get to deal with me exclusively. That is until musk threatens to buy this too.

My new Year's resolution is to grow tusks.

"I dropped a slow cooker in my bathtub. Doc says I have 8 hours to live." - Benny Feldman

Say when

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls. But professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction... Eustace Bagge! But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere...

I really like rivals. Super fun game and it's nice to finally play this type of game with cool people. Usually I'm a loner.

Shit I didn't post yesterday *fades into obscurity like I was Thanos snapped*

I passed a street today called Norland and wondered if you had to be Australian to live on it.

Anyone play Marvel Rivals and wanna clan up?

Caseoh deserved it. The guys a gem.

I need the type of meaning I can memorize, the kind I have now seems to slip my mind. -Bright Eyes

I watched a tiktok today of a man referring to his opp as a bowl of cold soup.

Nah bro, he left that old testament life behind. He's actually just really chill now.

PSA

Disgusted with how many of you have said he’s sexy. What he did was a felony. Just cause someone is rich doesn’t mean a crime can be done to rebalance society. Stop glorifying this vigilante as a folk hero. Children are watching. Sure, his fuck me eyes and smile make your core go molten BUT… 1/17

bluesky devs are adding a quiplash feature where two posters go head to head on a single joke and whoever gets the fewest likes is permanently banned

a movie called nosferatatouille, where a bat sits on draculas head and turns him into a world-renowned pastry chef

I got a job today. So now I'm doing school and a job for the first time. I feel like a person.

Love bread. Seriously one of the foods ever.

Got a gym membership today. I'll start tomorrow morning.

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Pretty sure the universe is trying to teach me that if you put in the effort and take your time, people still won't give a shit. Do you.

I’ve been sober over a year now and i’ve discovered that eating a fucked up meal at 4 AM is just a genuine interest of mine

I swear this is what Lego thinks of all of us lmao

Seize u means of pwuduction uwu

Jeez Dave

Some solid pulls

Just sayin'

I'm currently studying to get my certification in XML and SQL cause I'm tired of being poor and computer illiterate.