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walter melon with a little salt 🥵

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before the birthday song was invented everyone would sit in silence for 15 seconds until the candles got blown out

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hope I don’t have a dream where I wake up next to two dead bodies and go to their funerals. it ruined my whole day

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rip

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I repeat the first two minutes of this song to death all the time. it’s sooo fucking good open.spotify.com/track/65x14N...

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shaved my beard off and it’s an awful feeling seeing my real chin, it’s like I shaved my chin off too….

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I keep having dreams about looking in the mirror and my beard is either half shaven off or fully shaved off. get over it subconscious the beard is staying

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reddit rules cause I see dramatic titles like “My Life is Over, This is The End for Me” and it was posted in r/oreos

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sneaking into the white house vault to take their gold doubloons and rubies while they’re distracted

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donny dipshit needs to be convinced that the woke mind virus is real and contagious so I can get a stimulus check for switch 2. don’t wanna use my own money, that’s for luxury taco bell items

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bella Electric Slow Cooker 1.5 Qt, Black $1 via Woot (Amazon Prime Eligible). ow.ly/NQZu50W54p7

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I’m a real artist. I hate waking up early and I love eating paint

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to the customer: im spongebob

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chicken is a biskit = goated cracker!

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Did some weird art

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goated open.spotify.com/track/4IfHYn...

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every time I listen to slipknot before bed I always dream about being a member and fucking up whatever song I’m playing while the rest of the band looks at me in disgust

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been a minute since I drew my high school art teacher

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art is alive and well

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this place makes me post bullshit from the hip no drafts allowed. gotta post about how linda cardellini’s depiction of velma was my first crush and how it still affects me to this day. lawless place

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twitter: wanna see something bad

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Facebook: the happening place

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bluesky: were the good guys

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reddit: it’s the place to be

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goal for this year: 100 dollars

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podcast about list put out a 100 friend episode where I was one of the hundred people and I look like this the whole time cause of sensory overload lol

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I know a lot of disgusting men that would only date miss frizzle for her magic school bus..

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walter melon with a little salt 🥵

before the birthday song was invented everyone would sit in silence for 15 seconds until the candles got blown out

hope I don’t have a dream where I wake up next to two dead bodies and go to their funerals. it ruined my whole day

rip

I repeat the first two minutes of this song to death all the time. it’s sooo fucking good open.spotify.com/track/65x14N...

shaved my beard off and it’s an awful feeling seeing my real chin, it’s like I shaved my chin off too….

I keep having dreams about looking in the mirror and my beard is either half shaven off or fully shaved off. get over it subconscious the beard is staying

reddit rules cause I see dramatic titles like “My Life is Over, This is The End for Me” and it was posted in r/oreos

sneaking into the white house vault to take their gold doubloons and rubies while they’re distracted

donny dipshit needs to be convinced that the woke mind virus is real and contagious so I can get a stimulus check for switch 2. don’t wanna use my own money, that’s for luxury taco bell items

bella Electric Slow Cooker 1.5 Qt, Black $1 via Woot (Amazon Prime Eligible). ow.ly/NQZu50W54p7

I’m a real artist. I hate waking up early and I love eating paint

to the customer: im spongebob

chicken is a biskit = goated cracker!

Did some weird art

goated open.spotify.com/track/4IfHYn...

every time I listen to slipknot before bed I always dream about being a member and fucking up whatever song I’m playing while the rest of the band looks at me in disgust

been a minute since I drew my high school art teacher

art is alive and well

this place makes me post bullshit from the hip no drafts allowed. gotta post about how linda cardellini’s depiction of velma was my first crush and how it still affects me to this day. lawless place

twitter: wanna see something bad

Facebook: the happening place

bluesky: were the good guys

reddit: it’s the place to be

goal for this year: 100 dollars

podcast about list put out a 100 friend episode where I was one of the hundred people and I look like this the whole time cause of sensory overload lol

I know a lot of disgusting men that would only date miss frizzle for her magic school bus..

loved seeing this song and whole album played live 10 years ago (!?) bucket list moment for me open.spotify.com/track/3TZuUa...

Nutter’s Powers, MI

big baby archers first taste of cream