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Y’all The JFK assasination being declassified? Detective Munch would have eaten that up. #SVU #Homicide #RichardBelzer #JFK

Dear fellow white women, I know we all love Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson’s necklace, but everyone needs to know: cowrie shells are not for us. This necklace is not for us. It’s sacred and we don’t need to colonize them.

anyone making an excuse for elons Nazi salute shouldn’t be trusted. It was blatant. They will tell you we didn’t see it, they will tell you it was a different thing entirely, there’s going to be a lot of that.

If you’re craving wholesome news, the farm sanctuary where I volunteer made a wonderful goat named Bonnie their mayor today.

In case you were unaware…we don’t call it Asperger’s because Hans Asperger was a fucking Nazi. So, the inverse would be true. You fucking numpties.

Welp. Even worse than I thought.

Cecile Richards will be missed in this world as we continue to fight for women's rights. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

RIP to the funniest, handsomest lil baby, who was still totally a baby at 15 Give your fluffy friends an extra treat tonight in honor of Dodds We are deeply not okay in the Brandoberger household tonight

posting and reposting images without alt text is gross, in part bc it means my mutes don’t work if you’re disabled and can’t do alt text, that’s one thing. but that’s a small minority and the images i’m seeing are mostly from “journalists”

Reminder to anyone who needs it: While it's good to be aware of some of what's happening like increased ICE raids, it's also understandable to be...Spending today more distracted. Be aware, but don't burn yourself out. Try and create something whether its cooking something or a bit of sketching.

Elon Musk gave a speech where he (twice) made a Nazi salute. And this is how the Washington Post is covering it. We need better coverage of Musk, which is why I launched Musk Watch today. Accountability journalism focused on one of the most powerful humans in history muskwatch.com/subscribe

Happy MLK Day.

Thank you to Rolling Stone, for being the only publication thus far that hasn't puckered up to the felonious fascist yet.

Also, if you don't want AI in your results, add -ai in your search query. You can find other useful operators here. ahrefs.com/blog/google-...

If you’re trying to use the search function onTikTok and are unable to pull up certain phrases, go to google search and type in Site:TikTok.com and then whatever it is you’re trying to search This also works on Facebook, Instagram, Threads, Twitter, etc Please share this for any who might need it

The eggs situation in Atlanta.

It’s not a real day on the internet if someone isn’t mad at me over nothing.

Please help Ms Aliah out!

*choked laughter* check out my top 10 (misdiagnoses)

Please help Anna!

lol TikTok censored the tag #fucktrump

Saw a tree growing out of a 3 million year old, petrified sequoia with my friends today

We heard you like video

when u make a silly joke on this platform

There's a simple way to spot a wannabe tyrant. Listen for anyone who says democracy is the problem. Not a problem to solve within democracy. Not a system to improve. A fundamental flaw that needs to be replaced. 🧵

More than 200 executive orders expected tomorrow. Not one of them will lower the price of eggs.

AOC: I don’t celebrate RAPISTS, so no, I’m not going to the inauguration tomorrow

Your regular reminder that being funny in alt-text is lovely, sure, but if it is NOT USEFUL TO PEOPLE WHO ARE USING IT FOR ITS INTENDED PURPOSE than it's useless and trash. If you can't be both funny AND accessible just be accessible. Just describe what's in the image.

I cannot believe that our ghetto ass govn't actually worked together to get rid of a fuckin app. Meanwhile, I can die from eating a mixed salad laced with Listeria or a mass shooting on my way to get it. Man, FUCK YALLL

That explains a lot.

We had to get in on the video action too — Bluesky now has custom feeds for video! Like any other feed, you can choose to pin these or not. Bluesky is yours to customize.

In the event you thought that calling Elon "Elonia" and photoshopping him to look like a woman was actually bothering anyone in MAGAland, I regret to inform you that an Elon fanboy has created an Elonia Trump memecoin, complete with extremely horny AI generated Elonia images and gifs. eloniatrump.io

Lmao

A lesson from the TikTok Affair should be that bipartisan efforts to preserve U.S. national security are vulnerable to the incoming president getting bought off and switching sides for his own personal and political benefit. Not great!

Thanks to the tireless work of President Trump, we were able to secure a deal that will keep the Jerk-Off Emergency! Port-a-Potty Locator App online for generations to come

bluesky "elders" when dril tweets a joke:

I love this photo from my collection that was correctly framed to cut off the dude's head but catch the photobombing cat.

It’s so funny, there’s a long social media tradition going back 25 years of making a big deal about how you were going to quit, and then only being gone for like half a day.