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Working as a waitress in a cocktail bar. King of the rubes. Posting exceedingly sub-par photos on Flickr over.... here https://www.flickr.com/photos/drbello/
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I love how amongst all the billions of pounds spent on AI and developing algorithms to target people with online ads, sometimes they just go with an image of a grumpy old sod to try to flog you life insurance.

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Found 2 best of episodes of The Kenny Everett TV Show on iPlayer. So many great gags, thank you Barry Cryer amongst others, but couldn't help noticing a couple of sketches that have a real Smell of Reeves & Mortimer vibe to them, a connection I hadn't thought of before. @cheeseford.bsky.social

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Been out for a bike ride, and based on the numbers of flies I swallowed or ended up plastered somewhere else over my sweaty body, unlike the last few years, this will be a good year for insects.

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The Ouse Valley, tucked away up at the top of Bedfordshire. It's really rather nice. I was visiting my folks up there and had a lovely day yomping around the hills.

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Whenever people make Peel session bands out of headlines (often a joke that doesn’t work as Peel so often opted to play bands with really short names), I think ‘that’s a HMHB song title though’. So it is with Bayeux Tapestry Penis Tally.

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Correlation is not caus- oh, ok

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Off to work for another game of Round About Town Bingo

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At long last someone has identified RFK Jr.'s support base: the 9% of people who have a favorable opinion of the Black Plague

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I like the ironic choice of Philip K Dick's author photo on Amazon which just confirms he saw all this techno mayhem coming down the line decades ago.

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Can we ban business people having loud phone conversations on trains to make themselves appear important? And sushi. And Tupperware bowls of yoghurt.

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So annoying when you stub your toe just as you're getting going on your bongos

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Is there a Nobel Piece-of-shit Prize? They should think about that.

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microsoft: before you sign in we need to send you a code also microsoft: omg was that you that requested a code also microsoft: omg someone just signed in to your account

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Happy St George’s Day. A man of Cappadocian Greek descent, now venerated as a saint.

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Just remembered this. Is now the time…?

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Any word from Cardinal Gino Ginelli on if he's putting himself forward for next Pope?

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Morning (cartoon by @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social)

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Undermining a salad with bacon

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Classic Guardian.... From www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...

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Just been out leafleting for the local elections. The number of people with no letterboxes, letterboxes hidden somewhere in the garden, boxes for letters hidden away, no visible house name or number. FFS, sort it out you arseholes!

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This is no time for Kraftwerk to be announcing their tour dates

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66 today. Happy birthday to Robert Smith - The Cure.

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Not one of these Pope articles confirms whether he smoked dope. I'll believe the t-shirts until I read otherwise.

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My career as a karate instructor was sadly curtailed when some parents found out I was wholly unqualified & just enjoyed kicking their children.

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I've been rolling around in the bluebells like a badger on acid. Good times.

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Me doing my best ponderous TV documentary face whilst staring out from the ruined walls of Berkhamsted castle.

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Well, as I’m sure you all know, we mark something important today. Yes: happy 45th anniversary of the thrremony at tremony at the liremony at the libraremony to all who celebrate

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⏰ I’m 97% punctual, how about you? vole.wtf/how-punctual/

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