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Retired party girl. Fresh out of fucks forever.
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New album out now!! beltedsweater.bandcamp.com/album/belted...

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There's a lot of technique and nuance to adjusting your testicles in public that many people don't truly appreciate.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

🧿🧿

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

I hate how overstimulated I get during the holidays cause now all I want is to be left alone

submitted 62 days ago • 16 comments

I'm really enjoying my echo chamber of logic and peace.

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

A she wolf? In MY closet?

submitted 65 days ago • 7 comments

What are your favorites of 2024?? #letterboxd

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Logan ruined EVERYTHING. #GilmoreGirls

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Dorit fucking YAWNED in Camilles face!!! I have to bow down. #RHOBH

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Im glad everyone is catching up to Dorits greatness #RHOBH this woman has been CARRYING.

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Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars

submitted 71 days ago • 4 comments

I’m a gun owner, and I respect the rights of responsible gun owners. That said, the second amendment will continue to be watered with the blood of children until the laws change.

submitted 71 days ago • 1568 comments

The visuals on this show are pure exquisite art 🤌🏼 #Arcane

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Remember when they put crack in Flintstones vitamins? Good times.

submitted 71 days ago • 19 comments

we as queer people get to choose the parts of our own astrological chart we take as fact

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This season feels so tacky cause of Mia and Jaqueline #RHOP

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Well hello Ks brother! #RHOP

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Lorelai! Just give Luke some time, gurl. #GilmoreGirls

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10 films I’ve (probably) seen most in my life… 🩶 Scream 🩶 Jurassic Park 🩶 Addams Family Values 🩶 Sister Act 🩶 Charlie Angels: Full Throttle 🩶 Clueless 🩶 The Craft 🩶 Hocus Pocus 🩶 Bring it On 🩶 Cruel Intentions

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

This is why I still laugh at the feverish insistence that our subjugation by alien forces is imminent.

submitted 73 days ago • 50 comments

Drunk Teeny side plot >>>> #survivor #survivor47

submitted 76 days ago • 2 comments

Rachel rn #Survivor #Survivor47

submitted 76 days ago • 6 comments

I knew they were getting rid of Andy next! Flip floppers never last! #Survivor

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

Sci fi stands for science fience

submitted 75 days ago • 2 comments

Dorit cleared Kyle, Sutton, Garcelle and Camille is up next. A new queen has risen. #RHOBH

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Y’all really wanna blame Rory so bad but the show started to go downhill once Logan showed up. #GilmoreGirls

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Im honestly not enjoying Potomac this season. Mia is so tacky and messy. It feels cheap #RHOP

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Sports people are cringe as fuck. What do you mean you burned down a building because “your” team lost????

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villain boss [answering phone]: Is it done? vegan: I’m a vegan

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But where can i get a cone like this in L.A.????

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Mushrooms being born in shit but ending up on pizza is an incredible rags-to-riches story

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scully: it doesn’t make any sense mulder, out of nowhere he started showing empathy and a base level curiosity about the life experience of others mulder [tossing a manila folder on the desk]: ever hear of the woke mind virus?

submitted 82 days ago • 43 comments

Leaked photo of Sue Smey on day 26 of #Survivor47 #Survivor

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