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Stand-up comedian. Podcaster. Writer. Jets fan. Tickets: https://www.eventbrite.com/o/ditto-bing-productions-68695817023
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Why did @aprilanderson.bsky.social stop f*cking me? Hear the *brutally honest* answers! Everywhere you listen to #podcasts.

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this law would ban buying “an obscene device,” a designation that would likely be determined algorithmically & arbitrarily, without providing government ID

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All I did was MC a gay speed dating event two months ago. Sexual Harassment: It's for everybody!

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AOC: If you are an LGBTQ kid or family, we cannot throw you under the bus in order to win an election. In this house, we stand together

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Our next fundraising period begins TODAY! Let’s reach this next campaign milestone together. THANK YOU. contribute.nycvotes.org/campaigns/co...

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We should teach high school cutters to aggressively floss instead. Same self-hating pain; improved oral hygiene.

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Finally deleted Twitter*. *I only deadname tech companies

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#ThingsToDoInNewYork #NakedThingsToDoInNewYork #UniqueThingsToDoInNewYork #NakedNewYork

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Less than TWO HOURS away from our first fundraising deadline of the campaign. This first deadline is all about VISIBILITY for a grassroots campaign. We are SO close to our financial goal for round one. EVERY CONTRIBUTION MAKES AN IMPACT! contribute.nycvotes.org/campaigns/co...

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The richest man in the world is coming after people’s retirement and health care. Will Donald Trump and Republicans in Congress speak up? Their silence is alarming.

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Ever notice these Republicans keep saying DEI with a hard R?

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Civil rights are not a political difference. They didn't break up over their differences on the tax code.

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🚨 🚨 🚨 The Jets are signing QB Justin Fields, per me and @tompelissero.bsky.social, as Gang Green gets a new starter. Fields says goodbye to Pittsburgh after 1 year. He gets a 2-year deal worth $40M with $30M guaranteed.

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🎶We da BEST!🎶 Thank you @timeoutnewyork.bsky.social for recommending The Naked Comedy Show this weekend! www.timeout.com/newyork/thin...

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okay these Date Me signs are getting out of hand #brooklyn

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Let me tell you about SW at the #Oscars! Cuz #Anora is far from the first time we saw ☂️people at the Academy Awards. manwhorepod.com/itunes

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BUSHWICK - Pine Box Rock Shop, 9pm tonight

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I agree with Donald Trump that an unelected bureaucrat should be fired. Let’s start with Elon Musk.

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Honest question: Is this real life?

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All-Star Volleyball Athlete. Biggest inauguration crowd ever!!!!!!!

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Bambi Sleep, and the Silly TrumpGurl Brain Goes Pop. Good Girl Falls Deep into Gooner Trump Trance. Drop for 🐓, Bambi.

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Thanks to the President, immigration of Melania Trumps is at an all-time low!

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They're gonna bait him into some unhinged shit.

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Trump's team has just released excerpts of tonight's speech. And it's just him calling Joe Biden the N word over and over.

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Tulsi Gabbard looks SO HOT [behind bars].

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New Tinder Bio: I hope you like 'em THICC...cuz the FDA just banned the cheap ozempic.

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GOOD! Adrien Brody survived two fake Holocausts. Let him cook!

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Fetterman out with a STRONG statement on his trans sports vote.

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AND TRENT!!! #Oscars

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Whores with their first win. #Oscars

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remember when disagreeing was fun? slate.com/technology/2...

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All but one House Republican just voted to cut Medicaid.

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Another week, here we go...

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Anyone know if you can buy a personality on Temu?

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"We are getting lots of calls about Musk and lots of calls thanking me for sticking up for Ukraine..." www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

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But we are still stealing from Target. 🎯

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