theblender.online
Playing things that you know, in ways you've never heard them before. Ex-student radio juggernaut now in the wild. 25 years on the brink of disaster. Definitely not a robot.
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Discord @ join.theblender.online
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Also, we can't spell "thankyou". But whatever.
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No logo yet as we haven't made one. That's partly what the panicking is for.
Well, that and everything else, that is.
Start as you mean to go on, right?
Tell your friends!
(As in: now. Go tell them.)
#TheBlender25
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"Copyright subsists in this recording" sounds like some kind of eldritch threat.
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(This does exist. It's not played on The Blender.)
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You've not heard our Rick Astley mashup, have you? That's elsewhere in the Internet we're afraid. #TheBlender25
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It's very nice of you to say, but we still have to fix some things. Ultimately, The Blender may/may not let you down - the choice is yours.
#TheBlender25 because apparently that's the hashtag we use everywhere nowadays
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I hope it is most triumphant, bodacious, and non-heinous.
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It will be at least zero of the above. Thank you for your goodwill.
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We can't quite compete on that level, but if you should want a copy of our unfortunate discoveries to date, do keep an eye on our account.
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At least until the end of this year, apparently.
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Why does everyone hate Leeds? It's way less wanky than London.
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We misread that as "culinary situation" and either fits, to be honest.
Anyway: no. We've mashed up their music. Which is bad enough as it is.
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Would another outing of our Faithless mashups count for the latter? Because we think more people should hear it.
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We actually really like Leeds. But then we also have variously mashed up Cilla Black, Rod Hull, St. Winifred's School Choir and Black Lace, so what would we know?
(Good God, what a list. We've never written it down like that before.)
#TheBlender25
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Oh, and finally - if you'd like to join our Discord full of a bunch of lovely, talented, interesting, like-minded individuals who support each other throughout Blender broadcasts in real-time, here's a handy link which'll sign you up to our February (WHAT?!) show too: discord.gg/d4deuyGK?eve...
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There we go. We should charge for this level of ideas and insight.