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theboywizard.bsky.social
Silly goose from Melbourne 🇦🇺 🏳️‍🌈
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sorry, i only fly on planes that include wokeness and DEI

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30M users 1B posts 🤝 bluesky milestone achieved this week

submitted 147 days ago • 1624 comments

Chuck Schumer is posting about the price of pizza

submitted 147 days ago • 20 comments

I found this to be a really interesting read. And extremely anxiety provoking. If this analysis is right it seems that an AfD government in Germany is only a matter of time. Couple that with Trump’s fascism and jeez we are in for a bumpy ride. www.theguardian.com/news/2025/ja...

submitted 148 days ago • 1 comment

it should be illegal to make a movie without even one fight scene in a marketplace

submitted 148 days ago • 2 comments

If you can, please do

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it’s going to be the best day in decades when he dies

submitted 148 days ago • 748 comments

The tweet she still had up slandering Selena Gomez sent me into orbit…. How did u not even delete that sksksks

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

It's Pritzker and AOC who get it so far. Who else?

submitted 148 days ago • 747 comments

This is a hostile takeover of the federal government by a private citizen of unlimited means with no restrictions and no transparency. Welcome to the Deep State www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...

submitted 148 days ago • 1785 comments

Got banned from twitter for seven days so what’s going on around here

submitted 148 days ago • 3 comments

They’re going to destroy whatever is left of Facebook by driving away normal users and radicalizing the remaining ones. Bleak

submitted 165 days ago • 1 comment

just killed some guy who said merry christmas to me

submitted 185 days ago • 170 comments

Me when I lie

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Substack choosing Bari Weiss's The Free Press as its official partner for a relaunch tells you everything you need to know about the values of Substack's leadership. I'm begging the writers I love to move their newsletters off Substack. Source: on.substack.com/p/the-new-me...

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Best believe I’ll put my name in for my cheque

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in my most recent newsletter I mentioned that everyone over on twitter is getting *too stupid* and I continue to believe it is the case

submitted 194 days ago • 80 comments

BREAKING: new footage obtained by CBS shows the duolingo owl in the capitol rotunda on jan 6, per sources

submitted 194 days ago • 8 comments

When he lets me hold it while he pees

submitted 195 days ago • 1 comment

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Former FBI informant pleads guilty to fabricating claim that President Joe Biden and his son Hunter accepted bribes.

submitted 194 days ago • 20 comments

drinking raw milk causes autism

submitted 194 days ago • 184 comments

The Daily Tele put this letter out about ten minutes after Dutton's announcement. 🥴

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This has to be the coolest poster I’ve seen in recent years! At first I was like omg a chainsaw, and then I was like no FUCK decap1tated head with the spinal cord still attached 😮‍💨 #horror

submitted 198 days ago • 9 comments

late in the year but top contender for most insane headline of 2024 so far. just absurd nonsense lol

submitted 198 days ago • 120 comments

Inbox: ‘Wanted’ posters of healthcare CEOs wheatpasted around lower Manhattan ahead of today’s Goldman Sachs Financial Services conference. “Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class,” per anon communique.

submitted 199 days ago • 213 comments

As I gaze at this pic of a fellow Balkan with a moustache I simply say wow… much to consider

submitted 199 days ago • 1 comment

I really like Sabrina Carpenter. Every image of her feels like memorabilia for citizens of the future collecting mementos of "pop culture before the collapse"

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Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu arrived in court in Tel Aviv on Tuesday to testify for the first time in his corruption case. Netanyahu is the first sitting prime minister of Israel to face a criminal trial ➡️ u.afp.com/5CyY

submitted 201 days ago • 4 comments

i’d take backshots from him too idc

submitted 201 days ago • 52 comments

Green really dominated this year

submitted 201 days ago • 9 comments

extremely american series of events

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Me on the last day of a three day music festival

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Adore his energy

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It’s about the girls this year xx

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"Adams said the NYPD does not want to release the suspect’s name at this time. 'If we do, we are basically giving a tip to the person we are seeking and we do not want to give him an upper hand at all,' Adams said." I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the suspect knows his name.

submitted 203 days ago • 253 comments

I saw the United Healthcare CEO shooter in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!

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Ok I hate this

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The two Australian case studies in the Five Eyes release today about youth radicalisation are both white supremacist/far right radicalisation examples... The spy agencies tend to be a bit reluctant to call this out in isolation because of the politics around it. www.asio.gov.au/system/files...

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the new Apple update is awesome. I definitely wanted everything to be slightly worse

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Assassin of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson wrote "deny", "defend" and "depose" on bullet casings.

submitted 205 days ago • 471 comments