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thec1eaner.bsky.social
Slow sci-fi reader. Even slower writer (x7MS). Will write for bread.
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As of today, a new term has entered our language. A “rubio” is a spineless lump of nothing. Example: Don’t be such a rubio.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1449 comments

hat tip to @theliamnissan.bsky.social

submitted 15 hours ago • 276 comments

Rubio's a weak-willed, whiny, little bitch, but he looks like the only one in the room who realizes what's happening and is trying to disappear into the couch.

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JD Vance is a mewling little toad, a sniveling and weak wannabe tyrant who is too stupid to know that he's being used by actual tyrants who will toss him away the instant he ceases to be their useful idiot.

submitted 15 hours ago • 58 comments

It's incredibly frustrating to me that comics are just not getting their act together for a digital world. Why am I doing one subscription for each publisher, then buying some things direct from the publisher, then using Amazon for others. Just sit around a table and make a Spotify for comics.

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The magic of Gene Hackman is that he somehow played the same person and a completely different person, simultaneously, in every movie, and it always felt exactly right. If you saw his face in a movie when you were flipping channels, you stopped to watch. Because it's Gene Hackman.

submitted 2 days ago • 186 comments

See the resemblance?

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"Roll over and play dead." Such bravery! Such strategery! Here's an idea: don't just wait for there to be a corpse to pick. Actively lead! Drive the conversation!

submitted 3 days ago • 20 comments

This is how patronage works in the Russian Federation. If an oligarch wants something you built, they get a court to give it to them.

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Snagged my 11th Infinity ticket. Same Negative deck except I had CNova instead of Sage. Not sure how effective it was since she puts a lot of cards under Shang. I battled Surfer, Discard, and Power 10. I fought back on the last battle after being down 3-10. Marvel Snap

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Card I received this morning from my cousin. @vbenedict.bsky.social I couldn’t figure out how to attach a photo in a DM. Enjoy!

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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

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Here's the website John Oliver wants everyone to go to so Zuckerberg makes less money! LOL

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments

BREAKING: Tesla announces new SUV with four-heil drive

submitted 4 days ago • 16 comments

This video needs to be made available for mass posting everywhere.

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

Hey @locusmag.bsky.social, were there any new books on Februrary 17th? I have yet to find the page listing them. Thanks!

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I don't watch the news because if I wanted to listen to a loud asshole all day, I'd eat a couple corner store bean burritos and spare myself the migraine.

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We should send newly confirmed expert, RFK Jr. to Wuhan so he can expose himself to this new virus and let us know if everything is ok. If he looks good after a few months they can send him back home! 😜 I’m sure he wouldn’t want to endanger anyone with vaccines! www.newsweek.com/new-coronavi...

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Instagram removed this. Still here on Bluesky!

submitted 6 days ago • 17 comments

I can't wait for this to be the reason i get banned on twitter

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Nice reminder from 2022.

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I think somebody at the NYP is bitter they can't get a date but Luigi can.

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

The Wizard of Oz 2025.

submitted 7 days ago • 29 comments

Appearing today in The Week:

submitted 8 days ago • 172 comments

I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE (Sorry, I will keep the yelling to a minimum. It's just, the asshats running my province keep looking at the most terrible things being enacted in the States and murmuring "Hmmm, how can WE do that next?")

submitted 8 days ago • 9 comments

find an uglier cybertruck than the one I just peeped challenge

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Balatro launched one year ago today I often say I made this game for myself and friends, but seeing so many people connect with Balatro has filled this past year with joy. Thank you players, your love and support have kept Balatro thriving! I appreciate you all naneinf! 🍌

submitted 8 days ago • 228 comments

Montreal, February 2025

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submitted 11 days ago • 7 comments

The Great Assholeio.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

@crobertcargill.bsky.social

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Afraid of flying? Well, now you should be.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

If it's in a body bag, I'm all for it.

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Donald Trump is the dumbest President since the last time Donald Trump was President.

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I was today years old when I learned that you only need the highlighted code shown below when copying and sharing a deck code in Marvel Snap 🤯

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"Look, we didn't do this to be evil. We're just really fucking stupid."

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Goddammit. This didn't need to happen.

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

French TV channel France 2: Orbán has been found to own an undeclared luxurious Austro-Hungarian-era palace worth €45 million. Trying to emulate his idol - Putin?

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