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QA/dev/nerd, Video Game Enjoyer, AI referee, Streamer, Cap'm. He/They. Opinions and 80/90's references are my own, but you can have a copy if you like them. https://twitch.tv/thecapmtv
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WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

🔴 LIVE NOW – AFTER DARK: THURSDAY NIGHT FIGHTS I'm not sure yet, but I might fuck with some PvP tonight. Either way, come hang out. twitch.tv/TheCapmTV

Stand by this: www.politico.com/newsletters/...

🔴 LIVE NOW – AFTER DARK: TUESDAY ON THE STREETS Learning Streets of Tarkov—new routes, new fights, and probably some new ways to die. Let’s get lost together. 📺 LIVE NOW → twitch.tv/TheCapmTV #EscapeFromTarkov #AfterDark

I'm going insane reading posts on /r/amerexit - here is a quick private video on immigration: youtu.be/VME5gG9Xva4

Seriously - fuck streets until this shit is fixed. If most of your player-base can't run the fucking map, you need to pull your heads out of your asses and fix it.

#fuckuelon

Hey @eft.bsky.social - how long will PvE raids on Streets of Tarkov be on BSG servers? It's where I have most of my remaining missions, and the server lag for what should basically be offline mode really sucks.

🔴 LIVE NOW – AFTER DARK: LOST IN THE STREETS Time to learn Streets of Tarkov—new angles, new ambushes, and plenty of confusion. Let’s explore, survive, and (probably) die trying. 📺 LIVE NOW → twitch.tv/TheCapmTV #EscapeFromTarkov #AfterDark

Read the room, Mayo Clinic.

AFTER DARK: FINAL CLUES Only a few hidden references remain. The hunt is almost over, but Tarkov won’t make it easy. Let’s track them down together. 📺 LIVE NOW → twitch.tv/TheCapmTV #EscapeFromTarkov #AfterDark

the four words every girl wants to hear

🔴 LIVE NOW – AFTER DARK: REFERENCE HUNT Early start, big mission—got some references to track down in Tarkov. Guns ready, eyes open, let’s get to work. 📺 LIVE NOW → twitch.tv/TheCapmTV #EscapeFromTarkov #AfterDark #TarkovTuesday

When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.

🔴 LIVE NOW – AFTER DARK: MONDAY NIGHT MADNESS The week starts with gunfire. Tarkov is calling, and I’m answering—full send, no hesitation. Let’s get in there. 📺 LIVE NOW → twitch.tv/TheCapmTV #EscapeFromTarkov #AfterDark #MondayNightMadness

in case you need it www.broadcastify.com/webPlayer/4603

HELL NO - dashare.zone ADMIN

government being destroyed by people that participated in the rick and morty sauce freakout

I just lost my job, along with most of my coworkers, due to the illegal grant freeze. I worked at an organization that -helped veterans who have lost a limb -Assisted elderly and disabled people -Helped hospitals better treat people who have lost limbs

The US descending into fascism at the hands of dudes who look like this is lowkey giving me second hand embarrassment

Oh, it's snowing! At first, I thought it was just dandruff.

Come on, people, put some fucking effort into it.

Tesla earned $2.3 billion in the United States in 2024. You'd think it paid a lot in taxes, right? Well it paid precisely $0 in federal income taxes last year. You want waste and fraud? Look at what some big corporations and the rich are getting away with.

How the fuck does this escape testing? What is wrong with you people? www.pcgamer.com/software/win...

I still want to see a Musk/Zuckerberg cage match. I want the cage to win.

Job market vent- Making mandatory drug tests for software positions in a state with legal weed is genuinely crazy to me.

Fever. No stream tonight.

🔴 LIVE NOW – AFTER DARK: TARGETS ACQUIRED Tuesday night means one thing—Tarkov. The raids are hot, the loot is scarce, and survival is never guaranteed. Let’s send it. 📺 LIVE NOW → twitch.tv/TheCapmTV #EscapeFromTarkov #AfterDark #TarkovTuesday

10 years ago this week, I started work on Tunic. The game wouldn't have been the success it was without LGBTQ+ folks, both devs and players. So, I'm matching donations to Trans Lifeline. If you can spare $5 (or more!) reply with your donation and I'll X2 it. Thank you! 💕 give.translifeline.org

If you're mad and find yourself yelling that you want someone launched into the Sun, take a moment, calm yourself, and remember that it takes a lot less Delta v to launch them out of the Solar System instead. You can be mad, but that's no excuse to be inefficient with propellant.

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

The motherfucker is gone now, but I feel like I gave him way too much latitude. I'm sorry to anyone this Nazi piece of shit engaged with. Fuck them.

I had to ban a long-time viewer and subscriber last night because he was a proud Nazi. Fuck. What sort of audience do I attract?

🔴 LIVE NOW – AFTER DARK: SUNDAY GUN DAY The weekend ain’t over till Tarkov says so. Full kit, full send—let’s get in, get loot, and survive (or not). 📺 LIVE NOW → twitch.tv/TheCapmTV #EscapeFromTarkov #AfterDark #SundayGrind

I wish Escape From Tarkov had more varied, granular weather states. Like, instead of snowing or not, add flurries, light, heavy and blizzard snow modes. Add sleet and freezing rain. Add variable wind speeds and juice that fucker to 11 every now and then.

The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran. Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.

Dems right now www.npr.org/2021/02/02/9...

🔴 LIVE NOW – AFTER DARK: BULLETS, BOOZE & BAD DECISIONS Friday night. Drinks poured. Tarkov’s waiting. Let’s shoot, loot, and make some bad decisions together. 📺 LIVE NOW → twitch.tv/TheCapmTV #EscapeFromTarkov #AfterDark #FridayVibes

It's really dystopian to see how digitizing everything, which was supposed to keep records safe, is instead being used to quickly purge information. We should have known I guess, but cripes.

LIVE NOW – AFTER DARK: THOBER THURSDAY Tonight, we’re doing something different. It’s Thober Thursday – I'm running Tarkov sober. No drinks, just pure PvE action. Will clarity make me a better player, or will I spiral into madness? Only one way to find out. 📺 LIVE NOW → twitch.tv/TheCapmTV