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Someone please make Trump some invisible clothes that only competent people can see then let that man walk in a parade to show them off.

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They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.

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Do not let a crackhead try harder than you.

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🤔

submitted 6 days ago • 941 comments

1 Million seconds is 12 days, 1 Billion Seconds is 32 years.

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It was not on my bingo card to get a little kid come up to the build the asteroid booth at today’s outreach event and go “do you know about the Kuiper Belt?”. Buddy, you just made my day.

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you've been murdered who do you want on your case ?

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"A democracy becomes an oligarchy when the rich figure out how to pervert the laws for themselves...this is plain even to a blind man." - Plato, Republic - approximately 350 BC

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What’s being missed here is the gov’t is saving us money but wtf are they doing with the money they’re now not spending? I want my money back so I can at least afford an egg sandwich every now & then.

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Since DOGE is saving us all this taxpayer money, we’re gonna get a bigger tax refund check right?

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The Usher halftime show came and went... Rih announced a pregnancy during hers and it lasted one business day... We on Day 5 of heated discussion abt Kendrick's halftime show. 5. Whole. Days. And. Counting. ...but I'm supposed to believe it was trash.

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i don’t think we realize just how MASSIVE things in space are

submitted 10 days ago • 288 comments

And now is the time when we see what companies REALLY gots women’s backs,,, the world is watching 👀

submitted 10 days ago • 404 comments

Yes, saying “hello” to common animals you see on your way to work like squirrels and pigeons makes you a better person. The science just came in.

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“Eggs were cheap enough to throw at cars!”

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Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl Halftime show was the most watched ever in US TV history with 133.5 MILLION live viewers.

submitted 11 days ago • 10 comments

I think it’s safe to say, we have entered the dumbest, most corrupt and ignorant era of politics in the history of the United States. We need to save ourselves.

submitted 11 days ago • 19 comments

I have a student teacher this year and I couldn’t be prouder of her progress.

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I haven’t really eaten eggs in months so I am not worried. I have, however, made some BOMB CHEESECAKES & we ride at dawn.

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Why does Elon Musk need our SSN?

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

If you are stupid please stop explaining things to me

submitted 13 days ago • 42 comments

Kendrick Lamar has 22 Grammies and a damn Pulitzer if you don’t know who he is that’s a You problem

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My favorite thing right now are people dogging the Chiefs for failing to… Wait for it. Win 3 Super Bowls in a row.

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The Inca would be proud.

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The entire world right now

submitted 13 days ago • 21 comments

Patrick Mahomes during the #SuperBowl

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I wish I had a video of my reaction when Kendrick said “Hey Drake” as he smiled at the camera. Legendary moment.

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Same.

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Kendrick Lamar Feasted. #SuperBowl

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Sometimes people just need a little help, a little good will to get them back on track. I saw this posted on a local dry cleaner’s store front window, and I love it.

submitted 14 days ago • 9 comments

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

submitted 19 days ago • 1694 comments

If you keep placing food in the same location somewhere on temperate earth, animals will eventually come to this spot to feed, and then ultimately so will a wake of vultures. -JWIII

submitted 18 days ago • 34 comments

My apolitical 16 year old came home and couldn’t stop talking about how insane the American government is right now with the unethical EOs, the dismantling of institutions, and Trump alienating Canada as an ally… And to that I say: hug a highschool Social Studies teacher today💕

submitted 18 days ago • 23 comments

Shut the fuck up Chuck and go back to worrying about shit we don’t care about right now.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

This is what happens when you promote has been reality TV personalities to Government positions.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

President Jimmy Carter has officially won a posthumous Grammy for his narration of an audiobook of his Sunday school lessons. He is now a 4-time Grammy winner. RIP Jimmy. 💙

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Shakira is FEASTING.

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