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Mets, Nets, Devils. Recovering wrestling fan. Never played for the Los Angeles Clippers. he/him
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The Nets could start an all-rookie starting five next year with their first rounders. Sure, that lineup would probably get crushed, but it’d be fun to have a Fab Five, NBA style.

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I made bison steak with mashed turnips for dinner and it came out pretty good. I’ve never made (or even eaten) turnips before and these were baby turnips, so they were milder than a regular turnip. Think I’ll throw em in the food processor if I cook them again.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

When my best friend texts me a joke that’s too hot for the TL:

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

If you say both, what you’re actually saying is neither.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Look, society is collapsing around us. The world has never seemed more confusing or more scary. There isn’t a lot out there worth smiling about these days. Let the Mets have their bits. We need it, especially with how poorly they’ve played the past 10 days.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The Amazing Spider-Man, the first Andrew Garfield film.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I’d have thought I used more fucks tbh

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I just heard the loudest thunder rumbling of my entire life. Loud enough that I thought we were under attack.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

@profanity.accountant

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Nothing like going to war to help the ol’ sense of ennui

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The Mets are on double secret probation until either they win or I stop feeling exhausted.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Explain your @

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Well, the Mets may have gotten swept in Atlanta, but at least they now get to play in another city they never win in or have anything resembling normal games.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

This Mets team seemingly lost all of their juice overnight. It’s like they had a juice cleanse last Thursday.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

500 likes and I’ll make these.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Call Brett’s bluff. Make Brett make these lettuce bars.

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Drove my wife to an appointment in a storm. We saw a fairly big branch fall into the road. It was 50% scary and 50% cool as hell.

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