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I solemnly promise that I will never post anything that improves your life. My profile pic is Teodor from Achewood, but in pixel art done by me.
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Customer: MY CAR IS ALL BLACK, REFERRING TO THE BLACK PLAGUE DMV: POOR TASTE/ BUBONIC PLAGUE Verdict: ACCEPTED

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This would be the happiest day of my life.

submitted 12 hours ago • 12 comments

Edward Gorey, Artist, Writer, Designer, born 100 years ago #OnThisDay, in Chicago

submitted 22 hours ago • 6 comments

r/offmychest: i spent 15 years in the forums reading leftist theory and furry smut just for one of elon's DOGE incels to lay off my entire cia unit using a form email

submitted 19 hours ago • 4 comments

Woke pope incoming?

submitted 19 hours ago • 3 comments

Free website

submitted 1 day ago • 40 comments

trump destroy economy

submitted 1 day ago • 63 comments

ELON: (replying to picture comparing 90s Lara Croft’s breasts to current day Lara Croft’s breasts posted by account called Western_Gaming) Woke must be stopped. GRIMES: Elon please call me back. Your sickly child Morty Mechahitler got cut in half looking at a photo of a Cybertruck.

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Team Canada wins in overtime, and l’ve never been delighted with a hockey win before, ever.

submitted 2 days ago • 728 comments

Any Republicans want to grow a spine and stand up to this with us? Many of you represent rural areas who will suffer the most from this!

submitted 2 days ago • 72 comments

Hey everyone, aspiring emperor here. When you want to consolidate power, you want to *not* pay your mercenaries or auxilia, is that right?

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Say hi to my next game, Moves Of The Diamond Hand. It's a first-person narrative RPG. The dice-driven gameplay is deeper, the plot is richer and the scope is grander than ever. And you can play Chapter 1 now! store.steampowered.com/app/2778240/...

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

25% of U.S. adults say the "Department" of Government Efficiency (DOGE) should be eliminated, the highest percentage for any department d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/ec...

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

Dawg they Freedom Fried us, it’s so over

submitted 3 days ago • 64 comments

Lead us out of the darkness Slab Beefman

submitted 3 days ago • 28 comments

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. We need to fix this before mom comes home.

submitted 3 days ago • 39 comments

In case you’re wondering why Pritzker is the Great Khan of the Northern Steppe: www.chicagotribune.com/2022/11/04/j...

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

we don't have kings in America, but we DO have the Great Khan of the Midwest 🫡

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

Trump crash plane. www.kgun9.com/news/communi...

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DEMOCRATS, THIS IS HOW YOU TALK

submitted 3 days ago • 21 comments

Plane crashes are the new school shootings.

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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

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True story: a few years ago, I was being interviewed by a reporter for the New York Times. I mentioned the history of eviction statutes and how they tied into Jim Crow. The reporter asked "what's Jim Crow?" When I explained, the reporter didn't believe me and said the US wouldn't do that.

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@nytimes.com Go to hell, and don't expect me to help with the fare. Should've done this a long time ago.

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Back in 2016, I had a theory that the only way to stop conspiracy theorists from destroying society would be a plague that would kill off people who didn't get vaccinated, and man did THAT shit not work out.

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This old editor keeps suggesting this. Read your work out loud. You're catch when it doesn't flow well if you do so.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

If there wasn't at least one hockey-fan tshirt in the 2010s that said "ALL I DO IS PUCK AND FARTY" I will be surprised.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

fish attack go

submitted 6 days ago • 72 comments

To quote Rush himself, "THE DEMONS HAVE BURNED OUT MY EYES ONCE AGAIN NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES THEY DO THEY GROW BACK AS THEY BURN MY SKIN OFF ONCE AGAIN IT WILL NEVER END IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS"

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it means that 20 years from now I'll be SCUBA diving the wreck of an aircraft carrier somewhere

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happy presidents day

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Corporations want control over your digital books, ending the concept of ownership www.theverge.com/news/612898/...

submitted 7 days ago • 315 comments

Another way the dictatorship might kill you. This is from a friend who is a retired air traffic controller.

submitted 6 days ago • 272 comments

a true hero

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

By the way, if anyone has the slightest doubt that Donald is full of shit about Canadians getting “the best treatment” and “better care” should their country be annexed by the US, I encourage them to note the relative positions of Canada and the USA on this graph.

submitted 7 days ago • 16 comments

trumpflation-demic

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