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In Germany do they just call them shepherds?

Hans has fallen. Happy Holidays.

I watched Die Hard for the first time recently & I have a theory: The cohort of folks that say Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie have not seen it. It was so obviously a Christmas movie that I'm stunned others would think it is not. It is literally about a estranged family reuniting for Christmas.

Family photohausen 🛹🦷🦂

Mark Henry has criticised AEW's use of Kazuchika Okada. "[Okada] was one of the best wrestlers in the world, top five, and now you have him delegated to saying 'Bitch' to pop the crowd. Let him go to work, man. That dude is amazing." (Source: Mark Henry | Busted Open Radio)

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. 🤼

This was an INSANE crash and burn from Bron Breakker. Unreal speed! #WWERAW

Depends on who it’s directed towards IMO. The Elite have actively used Punk as a storytelling device in 2024. There’s a difference between heckling them and disrupting something completely unrelated to the Phil-verse. The latter is disrespectful but there are certain actors forever tied to Punker.

Swerve/Bobby absolutely ruled. Lashley really does just get better with age, my man putting on one of his best ever matches at 48 y/o. On an in-ring level this AEW run has the potential to be the highlight of his career. Need him in there with Darby, Claudio, Take, Kenny, Ospreay, DG ASAP 🤼

Ricky Starks’ promo in GCW. "One thing about me, passion runs through my blood, and I will be damned if I sit at home and get frozen out, I'll be damned if I sit at home and let my career dwindle.”

Umaga wore Randy Orton’s gear once lol

I don’t think Linda McMahon should be Education Secretary but can we please stop the professional wrestling slander.

How childish and entitled do you have to be to complain about someone being labeled the 8th greatest anything of an entire century? I don’t know much about her minus a vague recollection of some drama with Selena Gomez but I already don’t like her. Would be mortified reading this if I was Justin

No? Nobody who follows pro wrestling unironically denies that it is pre-determined entertainment. We’re not in the 1980s anymore. The majority of wrestling fans have known how trash the McMahons are for decades before the mainstream media picked up on it. Stop blaming us for your ignorance.

Tony Khan: Sometimes Fans Have A Good Perspective And It's Really Worth Listening To Feedback

not gonna dive into the Bsky culture stuff too much here cuz I prefer just to focus on fun shit... but it was refreshing to see this lonely, sad, unloved, unengaged-with troll post on here gain virtually no traction thus far.

Giulia with the Dudley glasses 😂😂😂

If #AEW is running a Christmas episode of AEW Dynamite they better go all out. Red and green stage. Candy cane ropes. Snowing in the arena. Wrestlers coming out on a reindeer sled. A ladder match where you put a star on top of the tree. I want it all. 🤼🎄

Inside baseball. Aaaah! It’s dark in here.

Blue Sky? Uhh yea last time I checked it was

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. You have never made a film before and it would take a long time to figure out.

#AEWFullGear Hey guys, it’s AEW PPV WEEK! You know what that means!

Six years since @ringofhonor.com has been at the Hammerstein. There was a lot going on. A lot of hellos and a lot of goodbyes. The lasting image I'll always have from this event is looking up from the desk, seeing Jay Briscoe grab the the tag titles in the main event. Time to honor his legacy.

I want to do something for you all this year because you’ve given me so much. So… I’ll send a random follower a $50 gift card to either Shop AEW or the WWE Shop. 💌 Rules are simple: ⭐️ RT this post ⭐️ Make sure you’re following me so I can DM if you win ⭐️ Comment a gif of your fav wrestler

Yall AEW fans blow tf outta me with this CM Punk shit Y’all swear y’all don’t care for that man yet y’all always seem to find a way to talk about him.

1 year ago today, Swerve Strickland and Hangman Page had their Texas Death Match at AEW Full Gear.

The same person being an Arsonist and Arborist is insane.

“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can

My favorite season of the year when it comes to American pro wrestling has arrived. C2 HOURS. 🔥

Alec Baldwin’s fly very extremely down at goodnights.

Tell that to the dancers she sexually harassed. “It’s just allegations 🤓” is the dumbest excuse ever. You have to keep the same attitude for absolutely everyone else accused of similar things then. Lizzo just gets a pass because she’s a woman

Rob McElhenney has made a message about Danny DeVito turning 80 years old today: “This man was born 80 years ago today. He could still drink you under the table. He could still make you laugh harder than anyone you’ve ever met. He could still make you feel like you’re the only person in the room.

Ricky Starks doing the Danhausen voice will always be funny 😂😂😂

Just rewatched this beauty in honor of Full Gear next weekend. Absolute wrestling euphoria and the greatest deathmatch I’ve ever seen. The adrenaline rush is still there even on my third or fourth time running it back. Need Swerve/Mox Texas Death NOW 🤼 #AEW #Wrestling #SwerveStrickland #HangmanPage

When John Cena appears on Raw on Netflix

BOTH THESE GUYS

🤼 Fav wrestler now: Darby Allin Fav wrestler all time: CM Punk Fav match: Katsuyori Shibata vs. Kazuchika Okada Fav PPV: AEW All Out 2023 Fav promo: Pipebomb Fav entrance theme ever: Miseria Cantare Fav current entrance theme: Cult of Personality Fav finisher: Sweet Chin Music

Hangman's garden by Sunday

People forget that Stone Cold Steve Austin is a Kenny Omega fan. #AEW

If you see this post something pink 🤼