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Are you bored tonight? Send your five accomplishments, maybe your shopping list, or your five thoughts on Elon from the past week to OPM at [email protected].

submitted 7 hours ago • 697 comments

Elon’s evil munchkins sent this ridiculous email out to all 2 million or so Federal employees demanding they reply by midnight Monday. If you want to let them know what you did last week I’m bet they’d love to hear from you at [email protected]! I can’t wait to tell them about my norovirus symptoms!

submitted 9 hours ago • 420 comments

RIP Miss Yvonne Puppetland is much less beautiful today 🥺💔

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

We need LESS airplane crashes and MORE good ol' fashioned school shootings! MAGA!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Gone ten years today. Hope you’re enjoying your trip through the cosmos. I only wish he had lived long enough to have a @bsky.app account so I could tag him

submitted 3 days ago • 41 comments

I've had this song stuck in my head since I watched it air. @michaelianblack.bsky.social @thomaslennon.bsky.social youtu.be/gQG9lCkJWjM?...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Reading the news makes me want to kill myself 🫡🇺🇸

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

RIP Biff Wiff

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Valentine's day '25. I love you all. youtu.be/IFgEMHyyC1I?...

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Coworker #1 "apparently dolphins are the only other animals who have sex for fun..." Coworker #2 "Oh really how interesting..." I hate it here. I hope elan axes me quick so i dont ruin their conversation 😑

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Pop quiz: People are saying the kid says “you’re not the president you need to go away” — do y’all hear it too?

submitted 10 days ago • 3643 comments

It's good to have priorities. Eggs still cost a dollar a piece.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Is Smirnoff Ice still a thing?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I been on a big Bob Dlyan (Chalamet) kick this morning, it led me to this Dlyan cover of Lay Lady Lay. I approve! open.spotify.com/track/4pVGf7...

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

If @kendricklamar.bsky.social performs "Not Like Us" at the Super Bowl & Trump is there, he should change the lyrics; make it a trump diss track. That shit would be epic.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Watch my lil' cute mom recounting the time she met Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis 🥰 Shes super stoked on her 15 mins of fame. I love it! ❤️❤️❤️ youtu.be/SPbWO-QTtss?...

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I spit on trucks with Trump stickers.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity

submitted 22 days ago • 54 comments

Ok. Good. Let's do this too 😐 🤦🏾FML

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

When I go to take a dump at work & there's no one else in there, so I can hit it hard

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Dave has a micropenis. I'd bet everything I have on that.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

As best you can, ignore him.

submitted 32 days ago • 3561 comments

Truly touching 👏🏾

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.

submitted 32 days ago • 652 comments

submitted 33 days ago • 34 comments

Please God, strike him down.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I just remembered this. Still makes me laugh. www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected...

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

🤣🤣🤣 get used to it. You won 🤣🤣🤣🤣

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

counterpoint: it's their best idea ever

submitted 35 days ago • 23 comments