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thedarcyeffect.bsky.social
TORONTO BASED SW LEGEND ~ 47 years YOUNG ~ Bilingual: fluent in ENGLISH & SARCASM ~ Sex Sherpa ~ Blow Job Aficionado ~ Dinner Date Extraordinaire ~ California sober (code for 420 only) Bookings: [email protected] #GFE #PSE #FSSW #FMTY #MILF
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Weekends are meant for keeping it casual!

There's a 15 year age difference between these photos! So I don't need to tell you how well I age... Or don't age! #fountainofyouth #milf #gde #pse #fssw

Boobie Doobie Doo!

A sculpture 47 years in the making! Sure, there's cracks, chips, and flaws... But it's ART! @allegraescorts.bsky.social #GFE #MILF #FSSW

Happy Valentine's Day!

Here's a quick lil flash for anyone who cares, engages, or down right loves me! Thanks for finding me on here! #GFE #FMTY #MILF #OurSky #booty #freethenipple

Valentine's Day is almost here! Who will be mine? Let's spend an evening of debauchery together... filled with food & filth

It ain't easy being green! Just kidding it's super easy... Just like ME! #FSSW #GFE #PSE #FMTY #MILF #LINGERIE

Guess who's FINALLY back? ME! When? MONDAY FEB. 3rd Where? VAUGHAN What time? N00N - 9pm How to book? (905)869-7709

Classic black for the win!

Morning y'all!

The Lovely Life of LunaBelle #bunny #rabbit #hollandlop #freerange

A Tale of 2 Platforms Same picture had to be posted quite differently to be accepted on other social media sites The left is the lame-ass version I had to post on Instagram The right is the kick ass freed nipples version I can post in here Not all platforms are created equal. BSKY for the win

She CLEANS up pretty nice! But she looks damn good getting DIRTY too!

Winter in Toronto? I almost forgot what snow looked like This is by far the most accumulation we've had in Toronto for quite some time Welcome back but not really

Apparently I'm 47 years old! - don't look it - don't feel it - don't act it Staying young is a state of mind with some Botox thrown in too 🤣

How fun is my new bedding? I love funky sheets & matchy pillows Bonus points if you noticed LUNABELLE (my bunny) at the bottom right of the bed #bedding #pillows #bunny #bedroom

Resting bitch face for the BOTS Bad bitch body for the HUMANS

I'm starting to feel overwhelmed by the - SURPLUS of BOTS - LACK of human ENGAGEMENT This site is new. I'm sure they'll get the glitches sorted But for now it's just making it kind of ruining the fun on here I don't see anyone I know on my feed Tons of new followers but none of them are real

Best believe you're gonna need something ALL TERRAIN to manage THIS LANDSCAPE! #milf #heels #curves @allegraescorts.bsky.social

Sometimes when I look at my pets I literally can't even breathe because they're so cute! Who knew that after so many years I could still be this mesmerized by them! Attach a picture of your pet if you're also obsessed with them! Left:SCOOTER Right:LUNABELLE

Why do I feel like there's a surplus of bots following me. Anyone else noticing a lot of bot like profiles following them? Like today I literally have the same girl following me with three different accounts with almost the same name

So what does SOBER D'ARCY do for New Years Eve: 7:00 -received these flowers 🥰 10:00 -made a latte w/ new milk frother☕ 10:15 -applied Lush face mask 10:30 -had Epson salt bath w/ Lush bath bomb🛁 11:00 -got into bed for pet snuggles🛌 12:00 -watched fireworks & send HNY messages🎇 12:05 -fast asleep😴

Consider me your SEX SHERPA! Guiding you over my mountainous peaks and dangerous curves. Helping you catch your breath when oxygen seems low So who's game to climb Mount D'arcy? @allegraescorts.bsky.social

Yes! Louder for the people in the back! Give her a red umbrella. #ally

Happy Sunday Funday from me and my ass!