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Keepin' left, nappin' in the sand under palm trees You can find me here: 18.34° N, 64.75° W
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Do NOT google 'Krasnov' Shroom-dick would hate that

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Eggs > Fentanyl 🤣

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Yo say "Long live the king" after the death of one Sooooooo......here's hoping

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Neither. Custard tart

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In a world full of Chuck Schumers and Hakeem Jeffries, be AOC and Jasmine Crockett @aoc.bsky.social @jasmineforus.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

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When the core of your personality is 100% performative

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No one's ever seen a woman driving a Cybertruck - Donk's Random Thoughts

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Month 1 Recap: Billionaire $ 📈 Groceries 📈 Gasoline 📈 Inflation 📈 Global Respect 📉 Stock market 📉 Employment 📉 Airplanes 📉

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Politically blind ophthalmologist, and Anglo jheri curl spokesmodel, Rand Paul, finally tongues the sphincter

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5 years ago this month...the span of the average American's memory I wish you luck in the new culling

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PayPal, Tesla, SpaceX, Twitter...all other people's creations He's never had a novel idea

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Here's to 13 weeks of not opening Xitter

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I guess we're finally gonna find out what kompromat Adderall Hitler has had on Lady G for the last 9 years

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I support gay motorcycle clubs #LGBTQ+

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Sure they're adorable...until you zoom in

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Can't. Getting a Chris Kluwe tattoo

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In a world full of Elons, be a Luigi

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And like THAT, 67 dead on the Potomac was never spoken of again

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BREAKING: After 65 years of subservience, human jellyfish finds spine

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We have added @trumpgolftrack.com to Bluesky. Please follow and pass on!

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BREAKING: Republican sponsored bill proposed to change the classification of humans from 'Homo Sapiens' to 'Hetero Sapiens'

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Brazil > USA

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Say what you want about Adolf Hitler, but at least he had the courage and conviction to kill Adolf Hitler

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Over 1/4 of his time golfing trumpgolftrack.com

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BREAKING: FAA to refer to any landing involving coming in rough & hot and then flipping...as "The Fetterman"

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Signs bill getting rid of DEI in government Leaves capitol building down wheelchair ramp

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I remember when people would clap every time their plane landed safely

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87 years

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Doing only the important work for the people

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Now try to imagine all the R's outrage and melting faces if Kamala said anything REMOTELY similar

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Kev: "Chickens can't fly" Us: "They can, but that has nothing to do with how viruses move" Kev: "I picked out my own tie this morning" www.jefftiedrich.com/p/team-donny...

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In a world full of Sean Duffys, be a Pete Buttigieg

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If you also weren't kind and didn't rewind, we're already friends They had a machine that's sole purpose was to do that

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Re-watching the first episode of 'Designated Survivor' for no particular reason

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I remember when espionage was punishable by firing squad

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Can't. Renaming random bodies of water

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Not if you wear 'em like that

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For some reason, this "does not comply with community standards" over on Xitter. You know what to do!

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🧵 It’s Sunday morning, and eggs are still expensive, so here’s a pro baking tip: You can replace eggs with baking soda & vinegar. This works really well for pancakes (and even cakes, muffins, and quick breads). Here’s how ⬇️ (1/4)

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Oh, don't fret none. Planes have been falling outta the sky since Orville and Wilbur. We're just hyper aware now that Adderall Hitler dismantled the FAA

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Knowledge is power…

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The Eagle gave Yam-tits the bird and will snub the WH visit, so I guess Sissy SpaceX will start dismantling the NFL on Monday?

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