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theeothermatt.bsky.social
Paints, Reads, Games, Eats, Drinks and Runs.
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Nothing like a sharp corner edge to fall onto as you step out the shower awkwardly and slip.
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When you're a seven and he's clearly a number 2.
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At least the nose offers a point of reference to your view.
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Though I suspect they're all talk, and just making a clattering.
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They look like they're about to commit a murder.
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Just Eat.
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Might have to drop @ottoenglish.bsky.social in this one.
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There's some corroded metal girders at work with stalactites on them from all the rain that has washed through the concrete above then for the past 70 years
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They're lazy dog owners, and the dog barks a lot because of the lack of attention he gets. I've already had a previous run in with them over that, that has now forced them to walk their dog more.
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I did consider how hard I could throw it at their house.
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How far she's launching them from, I really don't know.
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Yes, this is a 50 plus year old woman, with a dog that she takes for 10 minute walk if it's lucky.
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I found the poo bag, took me all of a minute. Am I paranoid and she's actually being nosey, or is she just an idiot?
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Then said their dog was showing a lot of interest in their compost heap and they found a hedgehog in there the other day. These people blocked all the hedgehog holes between our gardens.
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She then spotted the bowl of food we leave out for the hedgehogs, and passed comment. Told my wife again that their dog doesn't like hedgehogs (their dog barks none stop if let out into the garden alone at night).
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She couldn't find it (it landed in a large fern we have). She told my wife to just throw it back over the fence if she finds it. My wife told her we would just put it in the bin.
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This was first thing this morning whilst my wife was getting the kids ready for school. She then has to let her in the back garden, whilst she looks for her poo bag.
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Someone is going to lick it.
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Pre Heresy Coffee and Post Heresy Coffee.
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Or Overlord Airship as we call them.