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thefakecooplee.bsky.social
Queer AF. Always a little bit sweaty. #BLM #ACAB #Leftist
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All three of my daughters like Gilmore Girls. This might be the first thing they all like and the fact it’s my childhood obsession only means I’ve never felt prouder.

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My dad died in June. One of the craziest things to deal with is people asking me how I’m doing. I understand, respect, and appreciate the sentiment but dude, my dad is gone. That’s not something that’s going away quickly. This will be a major part of me for a loooong f**king time.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

I just want to be invited to watch y’all fuck.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Fetishes and kinks are hereditary, which means my birth parents are very into cuckholding and public sex. #UncomfortableTruths

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Generally I hate massages, but if a massage ends with my guts being filled… LOVE EM.

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It’s been long enough. We can get a Rent movie NOT directed by Chris Columbus and with age appropriate actors (Tracie Thoms is excluded from all criticism).

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Saw my friend’s nudes for the first time. Cuz I’m a slut, I’ve always been DFT but now it’s an ISSUE.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve hit the level of Gay Millennial nostalgia that I am considering Paris Hilton cookware.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Anne Taylor Loft is Bass Pro Shop for straight women.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

I want high body count hair

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

The messiest thing about me is that I immediately develop a giant crush on my gay besties’ boyfriends. Like, if you’re in love with a gay bestie, I’m in love with you. Jealousy personified. Envy incarnate.

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Brownwyn has the housewife energy I respect.

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Being allergic to dogs is one of the greatest human failures.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Heather Dubrow is also a top tier housewife for me.

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It’s important to note that I am a housewives fan. My Mount Rushmore of housewives are Candiace, LVP, Garcelle, and Phaedra.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Being gay is fun but being a slut is actually more fun.

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

It’s fun to admit shit here. Also fun to post nudes

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

I’m just a bluesky user sir

submitted 103 days ago • 33 comments

So many queers, so many follows.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

I haven’t seen one of these on here, so let’s see what happens: Repost if you’re in the PNW 🌲 Let’s find each other again 😌

submitted 557 days ago • 71 comments

Seattle homosexual or homosexually inclined hoes: When are we making out?

submitted 486 days ago • 0 comments

Happy 46th anniversary to Anita Bryant's pie in the face! Celebrate by having some nasty gay sex!

submitted 500 days ago • 14 comments

Would anyone like to join me in the below activity?

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Bangs be unruly

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Being gay is having sex with and kissing your friends and not feeling weird about it! It makes us closer and more comfortable with each other! Also skin to skin contact is proven to bond people or something idk. Just suck your friends cocks is all I’m saying

submitted 564 days ago • 15 comments

No one asked for it but I won’t be giving an immediate review of Red, White, and Royal Blue. I’m too close to the source material (seeing as it’s my go-to audiobook to listen to whilst experiencing insomnia and I’m very very single).

submitted 565 days ago • 0 comments

Sniffed poppers and pressed play the second Red, White, and Royal Blue dropped on Prime.

submitted 565 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve never watched Shameless but I have watched the entire Mickey/Ian relationship play out through YouTube compilations.

submitted 565 days ago • 0 comments

For those of y’all who claim fruit on pizza isn’t ok… what do y’all think tomatoes are? Veggies tales lied to you. Tomatoes aren’t a vegetable… also god isn’t real.

submitted 565 days ago • 0 comments

All y’all nerds ranting against Pineapple on pizza need to save your energy. There’s whole populations that think Tuna on pizza is ok. IT IS NOT!

submitted 565 days ago • 0 comments

Mmmm, tamales 🫔

submitted 565 days ago • 4 comments

Nudes on Bluesky feel like DMs. That shits not public. It’s just for the 🚬

submitted 566 days ago • 0 comments

I am single as a Pringle and just as delicate

submitted 566 days ago • 0 comments

To my internet besties and boyfriends…

submitted 569 days ago • 0 comments

In my Tom Hardy MySpace era

submitted 573 days ago • 0 comments

Fun fact! Did you know I like to be naked?

submitted 573 days ago • 1 comment

Where are the naked people? Asking for my super horny friend.

submitted 575 days ago • 1 comment

Im in Florida because my kid made nationals and I just have to say, Florida and I aren’t friends. I don’t know her.

submitted 575 days ago • 0 comments

Me, doing something I know how to do, but somebody decides to watch

submitted 576 days ago • 1 comment

Reskeet with a pic and your age. I’m 36, you filthy whores.

submitted 576 days ago • 0 comments

My daily mantra

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Good mornting ☕️

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