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Black Barbie dressed in Bulgari, tryna leave in somebody’s Ferrari. Howard Grad |💗💚 📍Baltimore
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There are muscles in my legs that I didn’t even know I had that are screaming at me

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None of us can be sure what will “work.” You try multiple things and find your way in. Read some histories of the Civil Rights Movement by those who participated. They were never “sure” of what would work. Some campaigns fizzled out. But persistence, creativity, determination, and focus were key.

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Don’t fuck with the girls who do pilates. They are TOUGH! I did a lil 20 minute at home routine and I’m dying 😭😭😭

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Support ya local plug! 🫶🏽

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I have (had) $50 extra and I was like hmmmm… what should I buy? Wine. It’s wine.

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#Paradise got me WEEPING! Okay. Fucking tears over here. Sterling K. Brown is the the new supreme. Put him on Mount Rushmore. Rename Stanford after him!

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I can't think of a faster way to undermine the country than simultaneously firing government workers, cutting scientific research, rolling back protections on public health & environment, & cutting essential services. It's like the US was defeated in war and is being occupied by a hostile enemy.

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Technically they aren’t everything I want because they’re abstinent. Thus, this isn’t my soulmate! 💜

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Bitch if JOHN DEERE is on the right side of this fight and you are not, stop asking if you’re the bad guy. You are.

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Even some of the dolls at Fendi have baguettes 👜💕 #mfw #fashionsky

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The hotel I stayed at in Singapore had this and baby LUXURY! I looked it up and it was like $5k 😭😭😭

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Not Karen really going to sing sing.... #RHOP

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Karen going to jail. Georgina Sparks died. I still live in America. Tew much happening.

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Michelle Trachtenberg dead at 39 — former ‘Gossip Girl,’ ‘Harriet the Spy’ star shared troubling posts

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My God today

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Karen Huger has been sentenced to 2 years with 1 year suspended #RHOP

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Kuren is going to JAIL JAIL!

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The wildest part of going to Malaysia for me was absolutely the bathroom situation. 1) I’ll never get over the shock of walking into a stall and it’s just a porcelain hole in the ground and 2) they use hoses, not cute lil bidets, but fucking garden hoses and everything is constantly moist

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Bidets with dryers 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

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“Democracy dies in darkness”.

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The Brooklyn Public Library has announced that any teenager in America is now eligible for a Brooklyn Public Library card.
Teens can sign out ebooks + audiobooks 
The move is designed to combat censorship, with some titles listed as "always available." www.bklynlibrary.org/media/press/...

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I “””put myself out there””” TWICE already this year and we’re done for the decade. I am so sorry. I hate this 😭😭

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I love Black people real bad man. I just want us all to be safe, warm, and fulfilled.

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And that’s the day I fight a man. You think shit’s funny but it’s bout to get real fucking hilarious.

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My cousins are jumping him right then and there.

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He hates me deep down inside

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If you ask me for seafood restaurant recommendations and you ignore my list and we end up at red lobster… I’m fighting everyone in here

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WASHINGTON (AP) — 21 civil service employees are resigning from Elon Musk’s DOGE, refusing to “dismantle critical public services.”

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"Excuse me! Do you have a permit to be black on a Tuesday?"

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Shiiiid, everybody got cousins

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Them french motherfuckers know how to make a pastry

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As designed

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Congrats to everybody that called this happening

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Would love to know how this is going to lower the cost of eggs.

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You unfriend people bec of politics? Absolutely! I unfriended some of y’all because you were on Drake’s side during the beef.

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"Baltimore City Council just passed a resolution urging the state to pass the Protecting Sensitive Locations Act and the Maryland Data Privacy Act, both of which are aimed at protecting immigrants" — @emilyopilo.bsky.social

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I was in Paris and a rail thin gay man smoking a cigarette said “I like your eyewear.” Highlight of my life.

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kids, older black women, and the gays gone keep it funky with you.

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I don’t even have the fucking words right now. People were literally panicking all weekend. From the bottom of my heart fuck that man and these cruel ass stunts.

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I already can’t wait to go to sleep tonight 😭😭😭

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