thefartingdoctor.bsky.social
Progressive, pragmatic gastroenterologist in practice for over a quarter of a century. I know an asshole when I see one.
No DMs, just good healthy BMs (take Metamucil!).
1,194 posts
949 followers
868 following
Discussion Master
comment in response to
post
Wish the world leaders had gotten to vote for our president rather than the toothless boneheaded Neanderthal racists that put him back in the office.
comment in response to
post
Saw the whole round. Everyone in the house has about 12 heart attacks each!
Couldn’t happen to a nice guy!!
comment in response to
post
Malaprop Barbie
comment in response to
post
Wait isn’t he supposed to be the picture of fucking health?
comment in response to
post
You can’t get into your bed and I can’t get out of mine.
comment in response to
post
So, Xi is playing chess, trump is sucking his thumb while his ass is bleeding from shitting out the checkers he ate.
comment in response to
post
Um. OK, ah, donnie? Just cuz y’don’t like something, doesn’t mean it’s fraud. When you swindle money from your contractors, THAT’S fraud, when someone calls you a boneheaded fat fuck, NOT fraud.
comment in response to
post
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!! Can I do it? I am a board-certified gastroenterologist trained at Stanford. I promise not to use the most spikiest of all our colonoscope.
comment in response to
post
Yeah, my cat likes feet as well. I tickle his belly with my toes and let him gnaw on my heel callouses. I call it a pootycure
comment in response to
post
As a gastroenterologist, I can confirm that trump’s gut it has shit for brains.
comment in response to
post
Notice how his weight was not listed! Obesity was not listed but it’s so fucking obvious! Obesity is an independent risk factor for cardiovascular disease. That along with his age, being male, hypercholesterolemia, he a walking heart attack. Somebody walk up behind him and say “Boo”!
comment in response to
post
As a physician, he has offended me numerous times by taking a stance against the medical profession’s response to Covid, but never has a physician on his panel. Can’t tell you how many times I used to scream at the TV wanting to slap that bitch! I don’t watch it anymore.
comment in response to
post
If I were this woman with a husband who was a bonehead conspiracy theorist pretending to be a medical professional I would divorce him.
Come on, Cheryl. Seriously? We used to think you were cool.
comment in response to
post
OK, so 47% of “they” voted for it! It should’ve been zero! Anybody of Latino descent who has anybody in their family who has ever been an immigrant to this country should have voted for Kamala. I know they are not a monolith, but 47% of them fucked up!
comment in response to
post
I’m confused. Didn’t Joe Biden leave office with the healthiest post pandemic economy on the entire planet? Isn’t the national debt due to billionaire tax breaks and horrendous policies that started way back in the Reagan administration? Didn’t trump raise the debt $3 trillion?
comment in response to
post
All them truck nuts hadda come from summers.
comment in response to
post
So just exactly how many conveyor belt assembly line colonoscopies should I be doing every minute there elon? Can you be next? I need to know so I can make sure to have ready the dirty scope with the spikes on it.
comment in response to
post
Joke is on trump. China is uniting with Japan and South Korea and leaving America in the dust.
comment in response to
post
Ah, the mad purry kitty. Greatest ASMR there is….
comment in response to
post
It looks like Homer Simpson designed it. Or Bart…
comment in response to
post
Yes! It’s totally poll tax.
I think that single women or women who got married and did not change their name are more likely to vote for Democrats, so it will likely backfire if it passes.
comment in response to
post
“Thank you so much for delivering the fresh trump buttock scrapings for our lunches today! We hope to one day sample them directly from the source!”
comment in response to
post
“tariffs, um, insider trading, um, Venezuelans, and um, ah, boobs, and ah, yeah, um cheeseburger, yeah, cheeseburger”
comment in response to
post
I respectfully submit my three kitties in order to get on your “Please follow all these folks!” list
comment in response to
post
If Kristi Noem can stand there with her tight shirt and porn makeup for a photo op, she can fly her ass back down there to get him herself!
Their excuses are because they want to say face! This entire regime is narcissistic and narcissists never ever admit fault!
comment in response to
post
Go, Rory! (You better not jinx it, CHO!!)
comment in response to
post
Just like DOGE taking a chainsaw to gov’t programs, trump taking a sledgehammer to trade, trump pardoning ALL the Jan 6 defendants shows that these folks have NO intelligence, NO patience, NO understanding of law and that details matter. They are children with power tools.
comment in response to
post
I am a team player and always vote for the Democrat. I would’ve been delighted with Bernie also. As Hillary always says, we are Stronger Together.
comment in response to
post
Have a deal that if we buy it pre-sale along with the Audible, you will sign the book for us.
comment in response to
post
The only way we are going to get Mr. Garcia back is to try to find a way for the trump administration to “save face“. Since it has become public, not sure that is possible. Don’t have high hopes for this ending well. If they had done it quietly when they realized the error he would be back by now.
comment in response to
post
Yes, I do agree that the DNC dicked Bernie over! Not sure if it was because they did not think that a Jew could be elected over a woman or what but regarding the “Cabal of infant blood drinkers in the back room of a pizza parlor”, I think Hillary took the brunt of that!
comment in response to
post
There was far more awful garbage made up about Hillary because of pure misogyny and she bore it well, but I think trying to stay above the fray might have come across as hubris. I don’t see it that way. The fact that she went quietly after the election is not what someone with hubris would do.
comment in response to
post
I don’t think it was directed at Midwestern Republicans specifically, but rather at all self-righteous racist Republicans. Hillary’s biggest mistake was giving voters the benefit of the doubt, she thought they were intelligent enough to see through trump‘s bullshit. They weren’t.
comment in response to
post
Stove? Do you have another kitty named Sink and a third name Refrigerator? How about Washer and Dryer? Are they the twins? Curious.
Calvin and Hobbes say hi while Dora remains annoyed.
comment in response to
post
Billionaire should be building their legacy by doing good stuff: build a solar farm to reduce energy costs, build low income housing, swoop in and fix a school system, clean up Flint water supply. Put on a cape and be a hero!
comment in response to
post
Malaprop Barbie
comment in response to
post
So just how many assembly line colonoscopies do you want me to do, elon? Can your ass be first? I will be sure to use the scope with the spikes on it.
comment in response to
post
I was never a Bernie hater! I have always loved Bernie Sanders! I just love Hillary Clinton more! She would’ve kicked ass as president!
If you wanna hate somebody, hate the Hillary haters! They were the one that fucked things up!
comment in response to
post
FA&FO
comment in response to
post
The psychologists on the “Shrinking trump” podcast started raising huge alarms a year ago, and they even did an analysis of the difference between normal aging versus progressive dementia:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPo1...
comment in response to
post
Great video! Can you tell that to Malaprop Barbie at the next White House press briefing?
comment in response to
post
OK, so what is he doing to make people healthy? Is he putting physical education back in schools? Is he funding grocery store so that people don’t live in food deserts? Is he promoting free preventative healthcare? Come on RFK Junior! Put your money where your lying-ass mouth is!
comment in response to
post
I wonder if the physician who examined Trump for his physical yesterday confirmed the diagnosis of “thinnest skin on a grown-ass man ever in the history of the universe”.
comment in response to
post
The cruelty is the point
comment in response to
post
Makes me think they are one step away from allowing abortions only for people of color….
comment in response to
post
I’d love to pop that rancid shit pimple! (wearing full protective gear in addition to a close pin on my nose)
comment in response to
post
Yes, in the same way, we physicians love draining pus!
comment in response to
post
Whacked out MAGA think that Portland is essentially a Fallujah death training camp for “Antifa” where they learn the magic of growing a man bun and a handlebar mustache and carry fairy dust that can make you gay.
comment in response to
post
What people don’t know is that “deregulation” basically means cutting all consumer protections. The biggest failure that the Democrats have had is that they failed to convert the term “regulation” to the term “consumer protection”. Don’t blame Elizabeth Warren, she tried like hell.
comment in response to
post
Forget the back room abortions, we are going to have to have back room vaccine clinics!