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We might as well change our mascot to a traffic citation.

submitted 30 minutes ago • 0 comments

(loses at home by three touchdowns to purdue) i’m just focused on beating alabama next week

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.

submitted 2 days ago • 1705 comments

Yo, @aclu.org, tell Judge Boasberg they clowning on him out here. The Secretary of State just told the nation he ain’t shit.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly it’s on me for having hope in the senate democrats. That’s on me and I gotta own that.

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

Vandy dominating Alabama should have been a heads up

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

John Fetterman looks like he could be befriended with a Baby Ruth.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

A top Democratic congressman goes off during a DOGE hearing and calls out Elon for trying to cut Social Security. More of this please.

submitted 8 days ago • 1103 comments

House Republicans have snuck a provision into a procedural resolution being voted on today which would block any effort to force a vote to repeal the national emergency being used by President Trump to levy tariffs. This is the modern-day equivalent of the 'Gag Rule.'

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

Secret Service staying up all night in an all-hands meeting trying to figure out how to somehow make a Cybertruck safe to drive

submitted 9 days ago • 30 comments

That’s a pair of household scissors if I’ve ever seen one

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

AOC is probably the most famous Dem in the country and has had a target on her back since Day 1 and she's out there every day bringing the fire. Fuck off if you don't actually want to defend the country and just want to suck up my tax dollars in a cushy job.

submitted 12 days ago • 38 comments

Arrest the government

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Gave the seven-year-old son of a criminal law attorney a ride to school this morning. When I told him he couldn’t ride in the front seat because that would be illegal, he looked me dead in the eye and said, “My mom can get you out of that.”

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

So...can I sell my citizenship for $5 million? Or perhaps I could interest someone in a trade?

submitted 22 days ago • 10 comments

Are there any probably super lonely Canadians looking for a 43-year-old wife?

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

small light roast, please barista: no problem guy who's too old for band t-shirts damn. forget it, medium dark roast? barista: ..your wife left you because of the band t-shirts

submitted 56 days ago • 3 comments