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the thing about these platforms is that, the more carefully you curate your feed, the more certain you are to wake up one day in March and find that all of those people you followed for video games or communism or menswear have started posting about the Mets

the main problem with this app is that not enough stuff happens on it

retired on the field last night. what a run it has been

subway restaurants are called that because they are for homeless people too

I like that they put poems on the subway. I don’t read them but I like to imagine that I’m taking a seat from someone who would

Yeah the construction guys just got here. They all smell fucking awesome

JRR Tolkien came up with a whole new type of guy with hobbits. But then he kind of phoned it in with elves and dwarves

it is once again Wednesday

nw

RIP

my understanding is that Mr Beast was turned into a Youtuber by a curse but he will be released when he finds true love. Unless that rose dies first

Mike Tomlin is a great coach and could probably get Daniel Jones to a 9-8 season but man the Steelers gotta give him a real QB and not try to piecemeal it together like they've done since Big Ben retired.

concerned that Notre Dame’s success could threaten the status of the nation’s actual top Irish Catholic football program (Boston College)

the Burger King is a royal, an elitist. Whereas Mr. McDonald is a man of the people

You people need to remember that there are other people on this app who don’t live in New York City. There shouldn’t be, but there are

hmmmmmmmmff 🍷

This is getting out of hand

TV news anchor: Jimmy Carter was a humanitarian me: [forgetting the word for cannibal] that’s disgusting

A warm welcome to my new followers: Izzabella the porn bot and Izabellla, who is also a porn bot

You should be able to tip the subway conductor if you like the service

FYI

how does google map know all that stuffs there

i have an idea for legacy sequels to “Singing in the Rain” where they sing in other types of weather

How #MLS teams got their names

All dogs go to Limbo (unbaptized)

people constantly associating the grinch with "hates christmas" despite his incredible transformation into a devout christmas-enjoyer really drives home fitzgerald's thesis that there are no second acts in american life

bowl games should be able to choose their own overtime rules. it could be sudden death, a kicking contest, oklahoma drill at the 50, whatever they want

it must feel good as hell to be an arena rock band busting out their surprise Christmas song encore

Going to repost the story about Doom Bathroom from the Something Awful forums. It has had a life on Twitter, then cohost, and I guess it is in my rights to bring it here only because someone had made me aware recently of extra content. I believe I originally posted this in 2018.

has anyone on here seen my keys

a man, concepts of a plan, a canal, Panama

Mets legend

my guy looks like his name is Heimlich too

Private Equity to Party City: Drop Dead

carpooling on the walmart mobility scooter

this is a weird coincidence. my two large sons are also named Brick and Jack