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I've got a weird dog sorry.

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People take “material conditions” to mean capitalism always will act in a rational way with no contradictions and all human beings are rational economic actors acting in their best interest Actually that’s liberal economic idealism but good try

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whenever i see someone say "folx" i roll my eyes so hard i almost pass out. "folks" is already gender neutral. what are you doing

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fascinating that kamala's first big public commentary on politics right now is an "i told you so" smugness while walz has been on weeks of "we fucked up and need to do better" and talking about trying to chart out some kind of actual future and bigger ambitions. quite a split

submitted 4 days ago • 43 comments

Warhammer 40k

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(Reducing my country’s economy by half a trillion dollars in three months) I am Mr deals

submitted 7 days ago • 27 comments

[every assassin’s creed game] NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow

submitted 9 days ago • 81 comments

Official vod of my lil chat with Hasan✨ youtu.be/Gi0qyDmINJs?...

submitted 9 days ago • 77 comments

Da freaking Yankees win baybe!!

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you may think that marvel is bringing back patrick stewart to play charles xavier but he’s actually going to be reprising his role as Vladimir Lenin

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Orson Welles and Baha Blast Voice by @ganglemanva.bsky.social

submitted 14 days ago • 30 comments

Was going to post a bunch of stats about how amazing Jackie Robinson was a player, but why? They aren't making a fact-based argument, they're just racists. They're diminishing him because they're racist.

submitted 20 days ago • 13 comments

I read the JFK files. Turns out I can't read.

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the dodgers are too anodyne off the field for how dominant they are on it. dave roberts should start talking like sephiroth. mookie betts should wear a cape

submitted 20 days ago • 15 comments

the most frustrating thing about having a post-grad in humanities, specifically in English Literature, isn't that you have almost no employability prospects without selling your soul to jobs like marketing, it's that stem graduates assume that fandom is the same thing as being a media specialist.

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robot girl: if everything's computer than am I everything or am I not a computer me: trying to defuse the bomb in her chest i accidentally activated when I went against the user's warranty by cumming in her circuits yeah sure idk uhhhh do you have a uhhhh phillips head

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at my pro wrestler uncles funeral unfortunately, my alter ego big ben couldn't be here today because the clock couldn't fit in my car. so today I'll be little ben. tearfully straps a watch on my wrist and opens the casket to grab the man I saw as my father and give him a german suplex ooh yeahhh

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Cliffs of Ballin' youtu.be/7KLwANmNVYc

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Man being interviewed on CNBC: what I think we have now in America…is a culture that rejects real work and rewards philosophy majors with entitlements instead of incentivizing people with actual careers CNBC reporter: I see and what do you do? Man: I’m the Chief Whimsey Officer at StickersDotCom

submitted 28 days ago • 10 comments

meanwhile, over here in reality, dads are taking their sons to high school velocity clinics then pressuring them to get tommy john to "get it over with"

submitted 29 days ago • 31 comments

hawk gluah ADHESIVE ON THAT THANG

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Playing the extremely rare Guitar Hero: Steely Dan. You only get one shot to play it and if you miss a single note the game stops and avisibly coked out CGI Donald Fagen yells at you over the studio intercom until your console’s laser fails.

submitted 314 days ago • 11 comments

It's frank friday. 9 out of 10 franks agree.

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Counteroffer: we nationalize SpaceX and you go to prison

submitted 33 days ago • 191 comments

I feel like Democrats think people are gonna look back in history like “wow they stayed so calm in times of chaos” instead of looking back like “holy shit what a bunch of doormats”

submitted 34 days ago • 3 comments

I transitioned because I knew from a young age I wanted to be barred from entering the united states

submitted 38 days ago • 4 comments

Balkanize the u.s

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It's nice to see the resistance libs out on here. Kinda heartening. Reminds me of highscool

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

What is it with libs and forgetting Russia isn't communist anymore

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

the team of psychologists n stuff treating me is called a FACT team, and let me tell you, my feelings are almost the only thing they care about. ben shapiro refuses to address this fact.

submitted 38 days ago • 7 comments

really cause all i saw was hakeem jeffries lame ass complaining no one voted for them all month thats about all i got out of you laziest pieces of shit... oh and your orgs texted me about 60 times begging for money and i blocked each and every one

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