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higher ed budgetary panic e-mails are BACK [recession indicator]

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miniskirts are BACK [recession indicator]

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The more time i spend in higher ed, the less convinced i am that PhDs are worthwhile pursuits.

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I'm like Columbo if he were a caked up goth chick

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holy shit guys bought a rando new protein shake brand + flavor on monday and it might be the best yet. Orgain managed to make a fucking peanut butter cup one that absolutely fucking slays, folks.

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hey guys the prior auth for my new migraine meds went through, let's get ready for potentially lower blood pressure!

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdAc...

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why the fuck does everyone always ask me to clarify what the hell is going on? i'm not in charge!

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trying out a new protein shake at work. i think it's a keeper

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I'm pretty sure this right here is how i ended up with a double feature dvd packaged with both this and Napoleon Dynamite in it.

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don't use AI unless it supports a small business, is what I'm hearing today

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Cut a gnarly fart in the exam room

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Maudie Murder Mitts

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Royal O'Reilly Tenenbaum 1932-2001 Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Wreckage Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship

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would love a DAW (logic pro) that I don't need to hard reinstall every few months (can't face another 10 years of a learning curve for a different program).

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RIP Gene Hackman. If not the best American actor, perhaps the most American actor, capable of embodying the best and worst this country has to offer—as well as that '70s pessimism that our national myths are unraveling, and once they're gone, only the unbearable truth will remain.

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BRB gonna watch Harriet the spy (1996) and sob uncontrollably

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we upgraded to poopin

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RIP Michelle Trachtenburg, you were an icon to a very specific subset of my generation

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Nan & Gramps have eaten everything.

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my ass is really fartin today.

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I was helping a student down in the stacks and she showed me an animated penis cartoon she made and it absolutely made my day.

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You should be able to buy hard drugs with SNAP

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i went swimming today (again) and now i am having an early beer and petting my cat.

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one of the greatest motivators for swimming right now is the leave-in i put in my hair after smells incredible.

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC4_...

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real talk: books are incredibly inefficient in every aspect from size to memory storage to information transfer bottlenecks. that’s why I’m proud to announce a chatbot that’s powered by burning libraries and will summarize all the knowledge your user experience will ever need

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i swear, this is the last draft i'm making of this piece i've been working on for the last 4 years it's finally in the right key.

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(Meets Ralph Hütter for the first time) Hi! i love your werk!

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the returns, they're diminishing

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bobby portishead

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tfw jim varney winks

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FYI everyone I just went swimming for the first time since I had my heart surgery (5 months ago!) and I did great!

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Working on some thoughts about "searching in the age of enshittification" wrt AI's role in scientific publishing, database design & indexing, and academic culture.

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not my fuckin ass being trapped in samsara

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higher ed budgetary panic e-mails are BACK [recession indicator]

miniskirts are BACK [recession indicator]

The more time i spend in higher ed, the less convinced i am that PhDs are worthwhile pursuits.

I'm like Columbo if he were a caked up goth chick

holy shit guys bought a rando new protein shake brand + flavor on monday and it might be the best yet. Orgain managed to make a fucking peanut butter cup one that absolutely fucking slays, folks.

hey guys the prior auth for my new migraine meds went through, let's get ready for potentially lower blood pressure!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdAc...

why the fuck does everyone always ask me to clarify what the hell is going on? i'm not in charge!

trying out a new protein shake at work. i think it's a keeper

I'm pretty sure this right here is how i ended up with a double feature dvd packaged with both this and Napoleon Dynamite in it.

don't use AI unless it supports a small business, is what I'm hearing today

Cut a gnarly fart in the exam room

Maudie Murder Mitts

Royal O'Reilly Tenenbaum 1932-2001 Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Wreckage Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship

would love a DAW (logic pro) that I don't need to hard reinstall every few months (can't face another 10 years of a learning curve for a different program).

RIP Gene Hackman. If not the best American actor, perhaps the most American actor, capable of embodying the best and worst this country has to offer—as well as that '70s pessimism that our national myths are unraveling, and once they're gone, only the unbearable truth will remain.

BRB gonna watch Harriet the spy (1996) and sob uncontrollably

we upgraded to poopin

RIP Michelle Trachtenburg, you were an icon to a very specific subset of my generation

Nan & Gramps have eaten everything.

my ass is really fartin today.

I was helping a student down in the stacks and she showed me an animated penis cartoon she made and it absolutely made my day.

You should be able to buy hard drugs with SNAP

i went swimming today (again) and now i am having an early beer and petting my cat.

one of the greatest motivators for swimming right now is the leave-in i put in my hair after smells incredible.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC4_...

real talk: books are incredibly inefficient in every aspect from size to memory storage to information transfer bottlenecks. that’s why I’m proud to announce a chatbot that’s powered by burning libraries and will summarize all the knowledge your user experience will ever need

i swear, this is the last draft i'm making of this piece i've been working on for the last 4 years it's finally in the right key.

(Meets Ralph Hütter for the first time) Hi! i love your werk!

the returns, they're diminishing

bobby portishead

tfw jim varney winks

FYI everyone I just went swimming for the first time since I had my heart surgery (5 months ago!) and I did great!

Working on some thoughts about "searching in the age of enshittification" wrt AI's role in scientific publishing, database design & indexing, and academic culture.

not my fuckin ass being trapped in samsara

Man, i realized that I'm just trying to chase the 2007 internet experience dragon every time i log on, and it hurts so much.

Post meme you made

underrated international cuisines: lao yemeni peruvian

The leftover pho cannot enter my body quickly enough

god fucking yes new dustin wong