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Going up the stairs is an energetic, full-body activity for me, which has led to me breaking the bannisters at least twice. I cracked the kingpost in my student flat doing some kind of slingshot manouver and now I've yanked the handrail out of the wall here.

I still really love Gritty, I love that when he was unveiled, Philadelphia was like, "What the fuck", the world replied, "Yeah, what the fuck" and then Philadelphia said, "Hey, don't you talk that way about our Gritty"

Anthro Samurott previews!

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trumpflation-demic

Mademoiselle saying au revoir to a German soldier. Toulon, France, Sept. 26, 1944.

#dannyphantom

elon musk is like if a president wasn't protected by the secret service

Heh! Cutie~

it's obviously bad that they're doing this but also it's really comforting how bad they are at it

crimson red

Keep your claws sharp. Inspired by @palaeosinensis.com’s “Bite Back” piece.

Hajime and Wendell are friends now btw =) #furry #furryart #fortnite

I'm a delivery driver for a supermarket. I've had 2 incidents that make me think the world has gone nuts.1)There were 8 items out of stock/ subbed and the person actually cried.2) I was 20 minutes later than planned and the customer tried to get me fired. It's groceries ffs.

I don't mean to alarm anyone but it really sounds like the 50 protests in 50 states thing is a honeypot

Being flirty at 30.

Quick draw what you’re wearing, 5 minutes max

Wormwood doodles on whiteboard! #dst #dontstarve #dontstarvetogether #wormwood #whiteboard

I truly believe the only chance we have is through protests at hospitals that are complying with executive orders in advance. These hospitals are attempting to detransition patients or deny transition to new ones because they are scared of Trump.

Literally Don't Starve fandom

Lovebug Employees: Mrs. Agatha and Petra

our school district put on a press conference. it was pretty strong. they vowed to protect undocumented & LGBTQ students & families, said no ICE on campus, community orgs offered legal services, know your rights, mental health resources. unions and churches were there. really needed that.

The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last. Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.

I had a one night stand with a doctor. While he was fondling my breasts he said "you should have your GP check this lump out". Not the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me, but I did. It was breast cancer which was detected in time. Can't tell my husband how I found it.

If my husband pleasured me with the same rapid and focussed tongue-feathering technique he uses to lick envelopes I would be considerably more satisfied. As it is I am envious. Of fucking stationery.

Post: I'm so hungry I could eat a horse 🤣 Reply 1: An entire horse? Seems unlikely Reply 2: Some people are hungrier than that Reply 3: Kinda messed up to post this on national horse day

Elon Musk reposted an image of Taylor Swift waving along with Hitler to deflect from his back to back salutes.

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

Dex and Ritz hanging with some buds. Wonder what they’re talking about? Cloud lady is named Float The cheetah is named James

The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 20,1955

A rat adventuring in the ruins of an old reptilian civilization he's dedicated his career to studying Maybe to his own peril One of those early "natural philosophers" When scientists and historians and other forms of academic were as much adventurer as book learner.

witnessed in a jollibee earlier

i was reminded today of my favorite bit on twitter which was putting texts from my husband over pictures of tony soprano

I made this..... #Dandadan

These spam emails are so awkward 🙄

I love art and creativity. If you are an artist, remember that you have full control over your ideas, take the time to illustrate them and inspire others. This is dedication and hard work. Never forget this and in this bad period, remember we are all together and in solidarity. KEEP GOING! 🚫AI