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World’s foremost Wout van Aert detractor. Trans 🏳️‍⚧️ rights are human rights.
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One of the best Tip Drills you'll ever see.

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

Thank you Haters Guide To Pro Cycling, the internet's only pro cycling outlet besides ours Today's new Fullcast is about basically every sport besides college football:

submitted 3 hours ago • 3 comments

Why should people eat when they can just use AI? Where’s Luigi?

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

College football and pro cycling are so incredibly similar. The people at the top are so wealthy, they love the smell of burning their own money. The people at the bottom don’t get paid enough. The live action can take a while to catch fire, but when it does, entire continents burn.

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

Fantastic review of the Giro to open this week’s episode of the internet’s only college football podcast, the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social by college football’s only pro cycling correspondent @surber.bsky.social I miss college football.

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

Today in things 99.9% of cyclists can’t afford…

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

Remember Jonathan Joss.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

Johnathan Joss died a hero. He was murdered for being gay, he went out protecting his trans husband from being executed. They burned down their home and killed their pets and then they murdered Joss while trying to murder his husband. The New York times can barely muster "fatally shot." I hate this.

submitted 23 hours ago • 34 comments

explaining ai water consumption to an american by switching the units to large Baja Blasts.

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It's the most wonderful time of the year... escapecollective.com/its-turkmen-...

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Come on, Sweden. Get your shit together!

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

The Giro was superb, particularly the last week, but I’m bemused by the “Pogi is boring” narrative that’s been woven into it. Bike racing’s never been as good in the 40 years I’ve been watching it and he’s primarily responsible

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

The most convenient thing, whenever Tom Thibodeau is fired, is that in every picture of Tom Thibodeau, he looks like he's just been fired.

submitted 21 hours ago • 2 comments

Say ‘diabeatus’ one more time, mutha fucka!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Perfectly fine. Still got another 2-3,000km on it. Don’t listen to Big Tyre™️

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Belgiums like, “nah, bro! Fucking up the DRC is our job.”

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Great cyclists are bad for cycling. Great cyclists are bad for cycling. Great cyclists are bad for cycling. Great cyclists are bad for cycling. Great cyclists are bad for cycling. Great cyclists are bad for cycling.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Thinking about moving back to Chicagoland, where the corruption isn’t a flaw, but a design feature.

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🎶 Under the boardwalk 🎶 #bikesky #cycling #forest #explore

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Tapping the sign

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I took this exact team to the 2nd round of the playoffs in NBA2K17

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Caesar: *gets stabbed* "Et tu, Brutus?" Brutus: "eT tU, bRuTuS???"

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you guys are being very cynical about this but the real explanation is that bears and Bigfoot are buddies. They like to hang out and do stuff together

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Yes, let’s hear from this guy about why Pog is bad for cycling. @rouleurmagazine.bsky.social can fuck off and stop platforming pieces of shit. More journalists who hate cycling.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Nobody hates cycling quite like cycling journalists who think it’s their job to turn everything into an op-ed. Stick to reporting the events as they occurred and leave the hating to the pros.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments