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World’s foremost Wout van Aert detractor. Trans 🏳️‍⚧️ rights are human rights.
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In the EU, we: 🌍 Speak 24 official languages 🎉 Embrace 60 indigenous and regional languages spoken by 40 million people 🚀 Thrive off multilingualism, with 3 in 5 Europeans speaking a foreign language

Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.

Pidcock fan club is coming for me.

Sometimes it needs to be said. I should probably pin this.

Oh, Q36.5 are heading right to the top of the Hater Rater™️ rankings. Moving them from ‘yikes, they’re a bit cringe’ to ‘they’re boiling my piss’

The #CyclingBlueSky #USschedule road watching for Tuesday 4/15: Tour of Abruzzo Stage 1 (M) - MAX, 730am ET

364 days until Paris-Roubaix!

Comparing Joey Pidcock to MvdP as a nepo baby. That’s a block.

Are we really selling fail bro, nepo baby Joey Pidcock rolling in 55 minutes down and 20 minutes behind the 2nd last finisher as a charming sports story about overcoming blah, blah, blah? He should never have been there, he was only there because of who his brother is, and Q36.5 buying starts.

Life finds a way—this tree pushed through pavement and even wrapped itself around a stop sign in L.A. #Nature doesn’t ask for permission. [Marika Sparrow]

For real, you couldn’t pay me to use these jenky-ass showers. No chance. I don’t care about the history. Get me to the bus.

Been a nice weekend. Had friends visiting from out of town, did some sightseeing with them, watched some hockey, bought a new grill, ate good food, watched Roubaix and didn’t touch my bike all weekend. Feels like the first ‘normal’ weekend since November.

literally everything. it's gonna be rough. Check for authors you like. see if they have a ko-fi, a patreon, a subscription service, buy their books (paper to preserve the most at-risk for censorship authors, your local indie, etc) and talk about those books to spread word of mouth. please.

I know it’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but la Flèche is one of my favorite races. How can you not love a setup of such epic proportions? The Amstel always feels like a massively underrated race, it feels far more prestigious than it gets credit.

Return of the Sage! 🤦‍♂️