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thehatersguide.bsky.social
World’s foremost Wout van Aert detractor. Trans 🏳️‍⚧️ rights are human rights.
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If music is your therapy, who is your therapist?

So, Foss on the hot seat until the aliens go out. Edge of the seat stuff.

GRRRRRRRRR!!! Damn TT.

We feed you. They hunt us.

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

Garmin is displeased with my recent efforts

hot take: i’m actually very invested in your random thoughts and i think you should post more of them x

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

L.A. doesn’t need military troops. It needs someone to fix the 405 and teach people how to use turn signals.

This is Canada’s moment to annex California!

Alright folks, it’s time to unveil the big surprise, I am creating my night train company called @noxmobility.bsky.social 🚆 🌙

John is the only one who knew anything or cared. I can’t believe you all didn’t know anything or didn’t care. None of you listened to John. I’m sure if you buy something from him, he’ll tell you more things.

There are so many things from our childhood that made us happy, that we unknowingly had to give up as we aged. Reclaiming some of that as an adult is so fucking awesome. Don’t ever apologize for doing childish things that make you happy.

Taco Bell need to do a large size for their beans and rice.

Perfect evening for it.

I don’t know who the menswear guy is. Why does anyone care?

they said it couldn't be done. they said the gains would be marginal

Someone: this is my idea about this thing. Pooper Lund: Ive had that idea, too. In fact, I had it first.

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

This is the stupidest era in human history. The sooner we all realize dumping these losers head first down the toilet, the better off we will all be.

Good morning to @antmccrossan.bsky.social and only Ant McCrossan. Can you read me bedtime stories, please?

Work meeting at 9am. It’s scheduled for 3 hours. Either that’s a mistake, or Georgie has a lot on her heart right now.