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thehornguy.bsky.social
Doodles, hockey, stupidity. When I'm not making art, I make noise at Washington Capitals home games with a plastic horn.
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Mild earthquake in NJ. Result: Manhattan, shaken, not stirred.

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The dragon I drew on the wall at work for the Lunar New Year has been updated

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If this banana were any straighter it would deny the existence of the clitoris

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Finishing up a doodle on a rainy day

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My latest New Scientist cartoon.

submitted 359 days ago • 6 comments

🎶🎶🎶 I see a red door and I want to paint it black I see an entryway that could use some Fresh-cut plants I see a kitchen that is old and olive green Let's make an open air concept with Asian screens I see a bathroom that is drab and baby blue My guests cannot see using it to take a poo

submitted 375 days ago • 5 comments

Have some more art. These were doodles that went off the rails

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I'm not saying the resemblance was intentional but I'm not not saying that

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Finished up my dragon drawing at work. Measures around 48" x 30" (~122 cm x 76 cm) all done with dry erase markers. I wish the lighting on this particular segment of wall were better, the photo doesn't do it justice.

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E.T.'S SPECIES IS CLEARLY VISIBLE IN THE THE GALACTIC SENATE CHAMBER IN EPISODE I, BUT DUDE, E.T. RECOGNIZES YODA ON HALLOWEEN AND ELLIOTT PLAYS WITH STAR WARS FIGURES SO DUDE, THERE ARE FUCKIN TOYS OF REAL ALIENS THAT E.T. KNOWS AND HE'S NOT BOTHERED BY THIS?!?!?

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One of my favorite Superb Owl stories is the one about Stewart, who isn't like the other people, here in the trailer park

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i made this for my husband but y'all can look at it too i guess

submitted 379 days ago • 32 comments

Same old

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Some of the weirdest shit on social media is when people invent a history for you and act like it's real.

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Apparently a bunch of reflexively and/or intentionally toxic people are complaining how effective the "block" function is here. 1. Good 2. There is a high correlation between people anxious about being blocked and people who deserve immediate, pitiless blocking 3. Keep blocking toxic jerks, folks

submitted 379 days ago • 48 comments

Alex Ovechkin passed Wayne Gretzky this evening. Most empty net goals in NHL history. Such a time to be alive.

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1923: Hitler’s failed coup. No real consequences. No fundamental changes. 1933: Hitler takes power. I wish I could implant this into everyone’s brain.

submitted 379 days ago • 75 comments

Use a saved photo to share your feelings with us

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It's #Caturday, have some art

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It's the year of the dragon 🐉🎨 Quote repost with your dragon art Mine was just started yesterday

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Happy Friday y'all, here's some of my weird shit

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HELL YEAH. TURN THIS UP. Ozzy Osbourne calling out Kanye for stealing his music and being an antisemite.

submitted 380 days ago • 53 comments

You’d never think anything starting with “Mutant wolves roaming the deserted streets of Chernobyl” would have a positive ending, but here we are.

submitted 381 days ago • 118 comments

Started a dry erase dragon on the wall at work today

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Since he scored a goal last night, it's time to post my Mantha Bantha again @wshcapitals.bsky.social #ALLCAPS

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imagine getting this kind of opportunity as a writer holy shit

submitted 381 days ago • 30 comments

'Tis the season

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One art form lost to history is hand lettering your taped-from-TV VHS tapes

submitted 381 days ago • 59 comments

This is how I feel using blue sky with 0 followers, knowing that no one is going to see this.

submitted 381 days ago • 114 comments

This old doodle of mine became a white board drawing at work over a decade later. For all my fellow Star Wars fans.

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THE ONE TRICK ARTISTS DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW

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I have no pets of my own but during the height of the pandemic I began drawing people's pets wearing Capitals jerseys.

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