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Why do I need a gun? So I can blast stuff! GTFO with your stupid ass questions.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

He followed through on "when I'm old, I'm going to try heroin."

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

He fucked a couch AND killed the pope? This must be what a life without limits looks like.

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submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

Just fyi the sign can be sung to the tune of ‘Owner of a Lonely Heart.’ Enjoy.

submitted 21 days ago • 52 comments

Shitting in someone else's pants while they're wearing them is the ultimate magic trick. Houdini died attempting it.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Do you think birds have arranged marriages?

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

I hate myself, hurtling towards death.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Someone locked their baby in a hot car.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

The Dow Jones is down over 3000 points since Trump announced his tarrifs, but this is the front page of Fox News. Your family and friends are brainwashed and won't escape unless they choose to tune into real news.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Information from a new Signal leak is breaking right now. Pete Hegseth says we're going to invade Jupiter.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I'll be able to secure a preorder once they go live following the direct.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

I see mansard roof through the trees. However, I can't seem to reach the building. I've been stuck in this forest for days. I'm certain I've been traveling in a straight line, but I seem to be making no progress.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Fix my heart OR die? Why can't I do both?

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I heard a rumor that GTA VI is going to cost $300

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

can they starve and die

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

Elon was just showing his love for Neutral Milk Hotel

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submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

After taking a single Sudafed, I understand why people get into meth.

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

I just played Tetris 99 so poorly that they're going to send me to Gitmo.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

I don't want my ears to get big when I get old.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Gotta get an appointment with the vet, I just farted a dog fart.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments