Just fyi the sign can be sung to the tune of ‘Owner of a Lonely Heart.’ Enjoy. - ThreadSky

carminaiguana.bsky.social•1 day ago

I might sing it to "Blue eyes crying in the rain" but yeah.

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russet-burbank.bsky.social•1 day ago

Elon's mangled dingus, I know I know it's serious

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conventionugly.bsky.social•1 day ago

If I could time travel to around 2022 and be able to communicate only one sentence, that would be it.

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go-ezier-and-enjoy.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣

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myfriendsfeet.bsky.social•1 day ago

🎶Much better than
Not having a mangled dick

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codyridgeback.bsky.social•1 day ago

Fixed it for ya.

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roadsidepicnic.bsky.social•1 day ago

Welp. Guess that's on rotation in my head for the rest of the day

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dankpasta.bsky.social•1 day ago

Josef Mengledick

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joelcalahan.com•1 day ago

“How Can You Mend a Mangled Dick (House Mix)” Al Green ft Skrillex

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bjfrenchphoto.com•1 day ago

Also "Old McDonald"!

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hoopbears.bsky.social•1 day ago

I was going with "Old McDonald Had a Farm"

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impormable.bsky.social•1 day ago

I guess it's better than being the owner of a broken dick, but only by a matter of degrees

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krista42.bsky.social•1 day ago

And now all I can hear during the breakdown is fElon's screaming...
how serene.

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dconrad.bsky.social•1 day ago

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a mangled dick

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drmikewiser.bsky.social•1 day ago

Also Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles if you're willing to stretch out that final i.

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draugmith.bsky.social•1 day ago

i don't even know if i love that or hate it! 🤔

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oscarxray.bsky.social•1 day ago

If you need to be told whether or not you love Elon Musk's mangled dick, then that doesn't sound like a good place to be, and you should find solace or succour somewhere that can provide it

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reziorenji.bsky.social•1 day ago

Much worse than an owner of a pristine dick

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amutepiggy.bsky.social•1 day ago

also maps on to "old macdonald has a farm"- for the kids

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bryanquinn1981.bsky.social•1 day ago

“E-L-O-N Musk”

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blopeep.bsky.social•1 day ago

well that's my earworm sorted. 🫡

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dan-evans-jackson.bsky.social•1 day ago

Quick... someone get Joe Bob Briggs on the phone... to get Felissa Rose on the phone. Shes literally his on-call expert in that field.

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okiest.bsky.social•1 day ago

How does the owner of a mangled dick compare to an owner of a botched hair plug surgery?

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turgidjacobian.bsky.social•1 day ago

If it said "penis" instead of "dick" it could be sung to the tune of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"

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charmageddon.bsky.social•1 day ago

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oscarxray.bsky.social•1 day ago

If you change "dick" to "penis", it will work with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song, which is equally catchy.

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wisco-disco.bsky.social•1 day ago

If you say penis instead of dick it works with ninja turtles

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wisco-disco.bsky.social•1 day ago

this is the dumbest thing ive posted on this site

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oscarxray.bsky.social•1 day ago

You were also about five minutes behind me saying the exact same thing, because we're similarly deranged.

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lessicajee.bsky.social•1 day ago

Probably best comment I’ve ever read on this app.

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outsidercomics.com•1 day ago

also mary has a little lamb

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bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social•1 day ago

YES.

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willitg.bsky.social•1 day ago

@cannonhawk.bsky.social

Lol. That does work.

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adelaidepaul.bsky.social•1 day ago

A tiny tiny mangled dick

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uofagrad97.bsky.social•1 day ago

My new ear worm.

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torturouslyokay.bsky.social•1 day ago

If you hit a Cybertruck at the right spot it makes that synth orchestral hit sound

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thepyinthesky.bsky.social•1 day ago

Really gives all the times they say “OW!” in the drum breakdown a whole new context.

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barrycrain.bsky.social•1 day ago

Thanks for the earworm, Bill.

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omnimon.bsky.social•1 day ago

Also, Mary Had a Little Lamb.

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gpike.bsky.social•1 day ago

🎵 The owner of a lonely heart, is better than the owner of a mangled dick 🎵

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shanny8.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂😂😂😂

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shanny8.bsky.social•1 day ago

And THEN at the bottom of the sign- "Black Lives Matter" 😂

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mellowknees.bsky.social•1 day ago

Please tell me we get a Yes orchestra hit immediately after.

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housewren.bsky.social•1 day ago

Also Camptown Races . . . doo-dah, doo-dah.

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orona.red•1 day ago

came here to write this well done

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frittitailchaser.bsky.social•1 day ago

Also Old MacDonald.
🎶 Elon has a mangled dick, do da, do da 🎶

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asciim0v.bsky.social•1 day ago

how does the owner of a mangled dick square up against the owner of a parcel of land in Montana

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stella-lugosi.bsky.social•1 day ago

About the same as the owner of a lonely heart or the owner of a white Kia Rio parked in the red zone.

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onemorebrian.bsky.social•1 day ago

Or, for that matter, the owner of a perfectly functional cheese slicer?

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coppertucker.bsky.social•1 day ago

Or even the owner of a piiiIIIIiiie?

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yooberz.postes.club•1 day ago

Also "camptown races"

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oscarxray.bsky.social•1 day ago

"doo-dah", indeed.

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jetcitydee.bsky.social•1 day ago

Mangled dick energy/small dick energy, the same thing. Very interchangeable in conversations.

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calliesperson.bsky.social•1 day ago

Lmaooo

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piercepresley.bsky.social•1 day ago

Elon has a mangled dick
much better than ol'
Trump's Nintendo mushroom junk
Elon has a mangled di-ick
(synth hit)
Say you don't wanna touch it
looks like fuckin' roadkill
watch it now
the gangrene has set in
how he can't smell it I don't know

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