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Wrote a few horror movies with names like HALLOW'S END and CANNIBAL TABOO (if you've seen either all the way through, I commend you). Pro-humanity, Anti-theist, Anti-centrist. I have a cat. Enough already. https://www.patreon.com
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And here is footage of the only democracy in the Middle East preventing Thai workers and other people-of-color from entering the bunkers

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I'm watching an interview where the guest was introduced as a "Senior Fellow with the American Statecraft Program Carnegie Endowment for International Peace," and now I can't stop myself from saying, "Hullo! I'm a senior fellow!" in an Ed Wynn voice.

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"Free speech absolutists."

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The Times saying last year they'd no longer endorse candidates in local elections, then immediately being like "oh but not THAT guy" 10 months later because the candidate wants free buses gives away the whole game. "Objectivity" means you break your own rules to punch left as much as you want.

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The entire far right propaganda machine is spinning into action to spin this violence as being perpetrated by the left. It will be successful and by week's end a solid portion of the country will believe it was committed by someone on the left, facts be damned.

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The right is going to reject the Israel lobby way before the Democrats

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I could not have better summed-up Israel's hypocrisy. Courtesy of Dr Shola Mos-Shogbamimu (@SholaMos1 on the Bad platform).

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I'm so disgusted with the West

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The amount of excuse-making that western countries continue to do for a genocidal ethnostate's non-stop acts of unwarranted aggression is just—for want of a better word—bonkers.

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Pretty striking how trans people are two of the three reasons he gives for sending armed kidnappers into major cities, just detached scapegoating for the sake of scapegoating

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INTERNET: Can you believe the survivor of this plane crash was sitting in the same exact seat number as the survivor of that other plane crash years ago? ME: Can I believe that coincidences are a thing that exist in the world? Is that your question? Why, yes. Yes, I can.

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Jesus. The Minnesota assassin's roommate described him as a "loving, caring guy." I'd hate to meet anybody the roommate considers an asshole.

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If only we had a word for the thing that's worse than the worst thing.

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You just know that some desperate ICEhole who's one head short of meeting his quota is gonna end up deporting Melania.

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After things settle down, it's vitally important that Californians—and Americans in general—remember one thing: Gavin Newsom's still a douche. A few instances of him saying the right thing don't change that. Do not let him anywhere NEAR the 2028 nomination.

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If I saw a mounted cop trample a protester, I'd be horrified by the abuse but also mesmerized by the sight of a pig on a horse.

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This administration is basically all the stuff that Orwell edited out of "1984" because he thought it was "a bit much."

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Donald wanted to keep with the theme of the parade so, in preparation, he only ate foods that would make him shit his pants in red, white, and blue.

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Just a reminder that people are kind of awesomely weird sometimes.

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climate change is when rain

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A western movie where a cowboy walks through a set of saloon doors and finds himself in the porn section of a video rental store.

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I’m sitting on a bus bench, where two very WASPy women just walked past me and one said to the other, “We got some a’ them homeless sittin’ on there and running amuck…” Okay, are they sitting or are they running amuck? Because I know from experience that you can’t do both at once.

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You've seen TV, right? It's like that.

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Protecting us from the weekend.

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It is firmly in the “somebody’s making an active decision to downplay this” territory.

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I tried two kinds of canned food with Snowball but he wouldn’t eat today. I was worried he was losing his appetite. I opened up a third kind, and he chowed down on it. His tender palate demanded only the freshest.

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We got trouble! Right here in River City! With a capital 'T' and that rhymes with 'P' And that stands for 'porn'!

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The Nazis targeted disabled people first & pioneered the term “useless eater” They convinced the masses that we were less than”. People taking up resources & not contributing in any way. When Dr Oz says we must “prove our worth” to get Medicaid, he’s just resurrecting the concept. Don’t let him

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She will make you feel less lonely by creeping you out and maybe smacking you around a little.

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I had to very quickly shut down the computer because Destructo here insisted that my keyboard was a pillow.

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We have entered the "The police is saying that if the police is at your door you are not safe call the police immediately" stage of making America great again

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Bidenophile libs love to derail every Gaza discussion into a conversation about Ukraine.

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I saw images out of Israel this morning. Entire neighborhoods turned into bombed-out craters... barely any buildings standing... no hospitals... a decimated population, starving children missing limbs... no aid to be found... unjustifiable horrors enacted upon innocents. Oh wait, no. That's Gaza.

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The only thing quieter than President Trump’s birthday military parade is Elon Musk’s phone on Father’s Day.

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"Authorities said" has never proven anything except that authorities can talk.

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You can't teargas people into loving your policies

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Raskin: And the moment that somebody in public office begins to act like the master of the people. That is the moment to evict, eject, reject, impeach, try, convict, and start all over again .

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