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turgidjacobian.bsky.social
I like a lot of things. Other things, less.
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I was super confused on my train ride home last night. At every platform... "These groups of guys are uniformly (and this oddly) skinny. These groups of ladies seem quite granola... What is happening?"

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SUCKIN ON MY TITTIES LIKE YOU WANTED ME CALLIN ME, ALL THE TIME, LIKE BLONDIE CHECK OUT MY CHRISSIE BEHIND IT'S FINE ALL OF THE TIME

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Change a letter, ruin a character: Sack Reacher

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

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Really makes me feel better about how I'm aging.

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Tag yourself. I'm this guy:

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Add a letter, ruin a movie: The Karate Skid

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Add a letter, ruin a movie: Charlie Wilson's Warm The Princess Bridge Sheathers

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The men's NCAA lacrosse final seems like it has been closer throughout than the women's was yesterday. I think the men's game should be closer to the women's ruleset: without pads and with less whapping each other with sticks. Still, pretty impressive game. Lots of tricky shots.

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Add a letter, ruin a movie: They Matrix Fast Timers at Ridgemont High Mission Pimpossible

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Excellent late spring day

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Oops. I accidentally swapped tomorrow's menu for today's. Ended up with sous vide pork ribs, mashed potatoes, peas, and corn on the cob.

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