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turgidjacobian.bsky.social
I like a lot of things. Other things, less.
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Yep: forward this SIGACT 10 times or you'll die from fentanyl dust touching your shoe and your dick will fall off from feminism!!

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

Every elected Republican should be asked if they think the president has the power to send in military in to “liberate” a state or city from its elected government.

submitted 1 day ago • 114 comments

noem saying thery're going to "liberate" california from its leaders seconds before federal law enforcement restrains and removes one of the state's senators from the room—like what else needs to be said

submitted 1 day ago • 85 comments

Yes. It’s watching something that a lot of people had to say yes to who absolutely knew they should say no.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

“A nation where investors must pay bribes and possibly risk later being charged with crimes as a routine ‘cost of doing business’ cannot remain the thriving financial center of the world for long.” @davidrlurie.bsky.social on the coming cost of “making crime legal.” open.substack.com/pub/aaronrup...

submitted 3 days ago • 67 comments

I was super confused on my train ride home last night. At every platform... "These groups of guys are uniformly (and this oddly) skinny. These groups of ladies seem quite granola... What is happening?"

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

SUCKIN ON MY TITTIES LIKE YOU WANTED ME CALLIN ME, ALL THE TIME, LIKE BLONDIE CHECK OUT MY CHRISSIE BEHIND IT'S FINE ALL OF THE TIME

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Change a letter, ruin a character: Sack Reacher

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Really makes me feel better about how I'm aging.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Tag yourself. I'm this guy:

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

Add a letter, ruin a movie: The Karate Skid

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Add a letter, ruin a movie: Charlie Wilson's Warm The Princess Bridge Sheathers

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments